"When BING and Bob meet Dot...those torrid tropics sure get hot! Together for the first time on screen, Bing and Bob, the aces of the airwaves, with lovely Dorothy Lamour in a riot of tropical rhythm and South Sea laughter"

"Look at that! Just like a platinum blonde riding a white horse through a flock of swans."

"Is that your mustache? Tell me, does your chest ever get jealous of your upper lip? Ah, a might pretty thing. A mighty pretty thing."

"Your engagement? Why you double-crossin', moonstruck pushover. Gloria hits you with a little billin' and cooin' and - bang - you're a dead pigeon, huh?"

"I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it."

"Tell me, what's Mom like?"

"Natasha Richardson as Elizabeth "Liz" James"

"I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!"

"Mom's amazing, Dad. I don't know how you ever let her go. Oh, my."

"Elaine Hendrix as Meredith Blake"

"Lisa Ann Walter as Chessy"

"Sisters? Hallie, we're like twins."

"Simon Kunz as Martin"

"Actually, yes. And actually, I'm not Hallie."

"Polly Holliday as Marva Kulp, Sr."

"[after finding out that the girls switched places] Can I hug her?"

"J. Patrick McCormick as Les Blake"

"Lindsay Lohan as Hallie Parker and Annie James"

"Dennis Quaid as Nicholas "Nick" Parker"

"Maggie Wheeler as Marva Kulp, Jr."

"Ronnie Stevens as Charles James (final film role)"

"[after Annie runs out after ranting at Nick in French] Don't look at me. I don't know a thing."

"Molly Mueller as the Lohan double"

"[after Sammy barks at Meredith] Good doggy."

"Joanna Barnes as Vicki Blake"

"Maggie (wife)"

"Sharon & Susan (twin daughters)"

"Nancy Kulp - Miss Grunecker"

"Ruth McDevitt - Miss Abbey Inch"

"Crahan Denton - Hecky"

"Leo G. Carroll - Reverend Dr. Mosby"

"Joanna Barnes - Vicky Robinson"

"Cathleen Nesbitt - Louise McKendrick"

"Charlie Ruggles - Charles McKendrick"

"Hayley Mills - Susan Evers/Sharon McKendrick"

"Brian Keith - Mitch Evers"

"Una Merkel - Verbena"

"Miss Inch: [reading from index cards] Welcome to Camp Inch, new arrivals. I am your supreme commander here. My name is... [turns to the next card and continues reading] Miss Inch. [frowns, looks back at the previous card in confusion, then re-reads the new one] Oh, yes, Miss Inch."

"Maureen O'Hara - Maggie McKendrick"

""SENORITA...I'M CRAZY with LOVE FOR YOU"—BUD "HE'S CRAZY ALRIGHT...BUT I'm your DAISY"—LOU"

"Songs: "RIO RITA" "LONG BEFORE YOU EVER CAME ALONG" "UNUSUAL WEATHER" "The SHADOW SONG""

"Joan Valerie — Dotty"

"Eva Puig — Marianna"

"Mitchell Lewis — Julio"

"Dick Rich — Gus"

"Arthur Space — Trask"

"Eros Volusia — Herself"

"Patricia Dane — Lucette Brunswick"

"Peter Whitney — Jake"