"If I was putting on a new shaw for Miss Show, I mean, a new show for Miss Shaw, well, I've always liked boats. I'd open on a big white battleship, with guns, they'd be white too! Then the spotlight swings to the starboard and reveals Miss Shaw. And she comes floatin' down to the main floor on a big, beautiful white cloud. And she does a dance on the guns and then for a finish they - they fire broadside."

"Russ Tamblyn — Tommy Banks"

"Tom Irish — Ben Banks"

"Hayden Rorke — Dr. Andrew Nordell"

"Marietta Canty — Delilah"

"Just wait till I get my hands on that Park Avenue she-wolf!"

"Paul Harvey — Reverend Galsworthy"

"Jimmy Dorsey — Jimmy Dorsey"

"Thurston Hall — Kenneth Lawlor"

"Kiss me, you idiot!"

"Lena Horne — Lena Horne"

"Joe, if what's runnin' through my mind is runnin' through yours, I swear I'll whip you to an inch of your life."

"Joan Bennett — Ellie Banks"

"Elizabeth Taylor — Kay Dunstan"

"Tommy Dorsey — himself"

"Moroni Olsen — Herbert Dunstan"

"M.G.M New Laugh Hit!"

"Connie and Larry, you were really diggin' with a dignified dialogue tonight."

"Spencer Tracy — Stanley T. Banks"

"[to Ellie] You're more excited about this baby than you were any of ours."

"[after someone called him 'Grampa' at the announcement event] Somewhere there was a fly in the ointment... Grampa, that was the fly. Grampa."

"Lionel Braham — Mr. Gillingham"

"The blessed event of 1951...merrily surpassing "Father of the Bride"...again starring Spencer Tracy, Joan Bennett and Elizabeth Taylor...M-G-M of course!"

"Don Taylor — Buckley Dunstan"

"You know, something tells me that your gold mine and my gold mine ought to get together."

"Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer's Joy Show!"

"Billie Burke — Doris Dunstan"

"M-G-M's Madcap Musical Comedy!"

"Charles Judels — Stage Manager"

"Hazel Scott — Hazel Scott"

"Red Does It Again!"

"John Hodiak — Roy Hartwood"

"Richard Rober — Police Sergeant"

"Butterfly McQueen — Annette"

"Ashley Jensen - Biscuit Woman"

"Nosebleed Woman: I'm sorry, I've got blood on your shirt. But don't worry, there are many ways to remove bloodstains from clothing. One way is to rinse the clothes with cold water then rub with sea salt. Another way is to scrub the stains with cotton wool dipped in ammonia. The third way is to mix flour and water into a paste, like toothpaste, especially if the clothes are delicate or brightly coloured. But just never use warm water on blood, ever."

"Colin Farrell - David"

"Rachel Weisz - Shortsighted Woman"

"The Limping Man: Hello everyone. My mother was left on her own when my father fell in love with a woman who was better at math than she was. She had a post graduate degree I think, whereas my mother was only a graduate. I was nineteen at the time. My mother entered the hotel, but didn't make it and was turned into a wolf. I really missed her. I found out she had been moved to a zoo. I often went there to see her. I'd give her raw meat. I knew that wolves liked raw meat, but I couldn't figure out which of the wolves was my mother so I used to give a little bit to each of them. One day I decided to enter the enclosure. I really missed her and I wanted a hug. I climbed the fence and jumped in. All the wolves charged at once and attacked me; all but two who stood motionless. My guess is that one of those two must have been my mother. The zoo guards got to me quite quickly and took me to the hospital. Thankfully I didn't lose my leg. I just have this limp, which is also my defining characteristic. My wife died six days ago. She was very beautiful and I loved her very much. She had a limp too."

"Jessica Barden - Nosebleed Woman"

"Loner Leader: We dance alone. That's why we only play electronic music."