"Many have died, last week, on these streets. In the basement of this building, you will find them. I have given them the last rites, now, you do what you will. You are stronger than us... But soon, I think they be stronger than you. When the dead walk, señores, we must stop the killing... or lose the war."

"George Kosana - Sheriff McClelland"

"Russell_Streiner - Johnny"

"S. William Hinzman - Cemetery Zombie"

"Charles Craig - Newscaster/Zombie"

"Kyra Schon - Karen Cooper/Upstairs body"

"Judith Ridley - Judy"

"[In a strait jacket, to Kesslee] It's really hard for me... to play with myself in this thing."

"[To Jet Girl. under washroom stall] I was thinkin' about leaving this place. It's been swell, but the swelling's gone down. What do you reckon. We go to New York, see Cats ."

"[To security voice prompt of a Water and Power Corp. tank she is attempting to TWOC] My mom and yours, hanging out clothes."

"[Hauling a bucket of sand up a shaft, to guard] Hey, what time is it, I don't wanna miss Baywatch. [Gaurd then dumps bucket of sand on her head]"

"[To Kesslee over his description of the solitary confinement pipe] Sounds wicked, can I go first?"

"[Riding her yak out in a desert wasteland] Listen up, 'cause I'm only tellin' you this once. I'm not a bedtime story lady, so pay attention. It's 2033. The world is screwed now. You see, a while ago, this humongous comet came crashing into the Earth. Bam! Total devastation. End of the world as we know it. No celebrities, no cable TV - no water! It hasn't rained in 11 years! Now, twenty people gotta squeeze inside the same bathtub... so it ain't all bad. That's me, the one in the mask. [referring to her yak] No, the other one in the mask. Today's my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm shopping for the perfect gift. Whatever I can scrounge up. [Spots Water ạṇd Power Corp. employee victims] Uh-oh, Ripper raptors. The Ripper are a demonic army of bloodthirsty, human-eating, purse-snatching mutant creatures. [Leans down on a victim] Witness exhibit A. Ugh, you are so dead. They're led by the infamous Johnny Prophet. They spend most of their time raidin' the WP. That's short for Water and Power. They control most of the water, and got all the power. Oh, wait. One last thing. My friends and me, we do not suck up to Water and Power. Yeah. we steal water, but as long as they don't find out, who gives a shit?"

"[To Kesslee when asked of joining Water and Power] Yeah, that sounds groovy, do I get to wear a cute outfit like yours?"

"[To Kesslee] Not if it's Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe."

"[To Tank Girl] Look, if you want to play, I'll play. and I'll win."

"[To Tank Girl] The pipe. You're going to really love this one. It goes down 40 metres. Gets smaller and smaller the deeper you go."

"[To Kesslee] Did I hurt you yet?"

"[Jabs Kesslee with body fluids sucking bottler] Try this close to your heart asshole."

"[Mocking Kesslee while she is dressed as Dorothy Gale in an imagination cartoon clip] I'm melting, I'm melting."

"[As Muhammed Ali] Oh, I'm so pretty. I'm-a gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

"[To Sam working on a wood sculpture] I thought you was workin' oṇ my Doris Dạy bust. I didn't trade you my Doris Dạy picture just for... whatever this is."

"NOW! EVERYBODY drop your guns... or I scrape off all her make-up. [She moves in on the Madam's face with a razor, then pulls back in disgust] This might take me a really long time."

"[Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers] Feelin a little inadequate?"

"[To Jet Girl] How come you always cover your mouth when you smile. You got bad teeth or smothin."

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?""

"[To Kesslee] Look, ịḟ you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, shoot me now, please."

"Come on. What do you say we bolt. [Gets grabbed, dragged by a guard and manhandled by a guard at gunpoint] I'm really starting to like it here. People are nice, food's great, and Ị love my job."

"Pedro Miguel Arce - Pillsbury"

"Shawn Roberts - Mike"

"Tony Munch - Anchor"

"Max McCabe - Mouse (as Maxwell McCabe-Lokos)"

"Boyd Banks - Butcher (Zombie)"

"Jennifer Baxter - Number 9"

"Tony Nappo - Foxy"

"Joanne Boland - Pretty Boy"

"Krista Bridges - Motown"

"Eugene Clark - Big Daddy"

"Robert Joy - Charlie"

"Asia Argento - Slack"

"Dennis Hopper - Kaufman"

"John Leguizamo - Cholo"

"Simon Baker - Riley"

"John Leguizamo: I didn't know what to expect working with George. I mean, I admired him of course; Night of the Living Dead is one of the great movies of all time; outside that it's a horror movie and it started the whole zombie genre; but it's still a great movie and I used to watch it in New York. I saw Chiller Theater, we used to have that in New York, and Creature Feature. I didn't know George was going to be, how he was going to be with real actors. I know he's got the horror thing down and he's got certain rules he has to have how a zombie's got to move slow, because they have rigor mortis; how can they move fast? He doesn't tell them how to move because he doesn't want them all to [look] like CGI armies, so he lets everybody find their inner zombie, which is pretty cool, and he's good with the acting. You know, he really let us loose, but he would also reign us in, you know, he was really watching the acting. I was really impressed with that, so I was making up s*** all over the place. Some of it stuck, some of it will be on the DVD. It will go somewhere. It's never wasted."

"[Near End] Sky flowers don't work no more."

"Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven..."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!!!"

"[shoots Cholo who gets back up and continues toward Kaufman] Nah, you're dead! [sees that Cholo has turned into a zombie] Oh my god, you really are dead."