"[Sitting on the barrel of her tank gun, Tank Girl pulls alongside the arms truck drivers] Feelin a little inadequate?"

"You gotta think about it like the first time you got laid... You just gotta go, "Daddy? Are you sure this is right?""

"[To Jet Girl] How come you always cover your mouth when you smile. You got bad teeth or smothin."

"[Riding her yak out in a desert wasteland] Listen up, 'cause I'm only tellin' you this once. I'm not a bedtime story …"

"[To Sam working on a wood sculpture] I thought you was workin' oṇ my Doris Dạy bust. I didn't trade you my Doris Dạy …"

"[In a strait jacket, to Kesslee] It's really hard for me... to play with myself in this thing."

"[To Kesslee] Not if it's Monopoly, 'cause I really kick ass at that game. But... I get to be the shoe."

"[To Kesslee when asked of joining Water and Power] Yeah, that sounds groovy, do I get to wear a cute outfit like yours?"

"[To Kesslee over his description of the solitary confinement pipe] Sounds wicked, can I go first?"

"[Hauling a bucket of sand up a shaft, to guard] Hey, what time is it, I don't wanna miss Baywatch. [Gaurd then dumps …"