"If I have five words left and I'm about to fuckin' expire and all I have left to say is to curse fuckin' Tron, I'm probably not going to say, "Tron funkin' blow.""

"The project at Sony, Surf’s Up, was looking for two directors. Chris Jenkins pitched us the idea – Ash and myself, although it was separately."

"Sal Masekela as himself"

"Reed Buck as Arnold"

"Reese Elowe as Kate"

"Jack P. Ranjo as Smudge"

"Matt Taylor as Ivan the sea urchin"

"The technical end of it, I wasn’t too worried about, because I know the guys at Imageworks can do almost anything. They’re geniuses over there. We did say to them, ‘If we can’t do the water well, then we can’t do this movie.’ We were going to have so many waves and so much water. It just has to look great. Of course, they came up to the challenge. They did way better than I could have even dreamed."

"Jeff Bridges as Zeke "Big Z/Geek" Topanga"

"Chris Buck as himself"

"Ash Brannon as himself"

"Rob Machado as himself"

"Kelly Slater as himself"

"Brian Posehn as Glen Maverick"

"Dana Belben as Edna Maverick"

"Diedrich Bader as Tank "The Shredder" Evans"

"James Woods as Reggie the otter Belafonte"

"Mario Cantone as Mikey Abromowitz"

"Jon Heder as Chicken Joe"

"Zooey Deschanel as Lani Aliikai"

"That cloud looks like a kitten!"

"[repeated line] Radical."

"Squidito on el stickito?"

"Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!"

"Somebody help the chicken!"

"What’s with the "boom-chika-boom"?!"

"Ah, that didn't take too long. I feel lightheaded."

"They see their goal. They just go for it! They're not in it for the money or the glory. They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay."

"Could somebody help the chicken?"

"Can't this blubber ball go any faster? Step on it, fish stick!"

"Whoa! Start the whale."

"[repeated line] I can't imagine a better day."

""Cody's this, Cody's that" - Cody's me bro. Let me be me. When's that gonna start?"

"Interviewer "Still, it must have been traumatic." Cody "No not for me man, not for me.""

"I hope the cameras are rolling cause you're gonna want to watch this over and over and over again."

"Like what, like singing and dancing? [laughs] No, not me man, I just surf."

"Shia LaBeouf as Cody penguin Maverick"

"He's a dirty trashcan full of poop."

"A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surf board, and break it when I'm trying to get some big waves. Specially Tank he is definitely not a winner."

"Stepped on me? Stepped on me? Are you kiddin' me? This guy was dancing all over me. I mean, just look at this. Broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken…!"

"[last lines] DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!! I AM REGGIE BELAFONTE! [Mikey rips his hair off] Turn that thing off! MIKEY, YOU ARE SO FIRED!!! [Mikey: I can't imagine a better day.]"

"I PROMOTE HAPPINESS!!! CAN YOU SEE THE HAPPINESS EMANATING FROM ME?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"Hey, Mikey, why don't you head on over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up!"

"I… I… Mom I… I wasn’t polishing, I was talking to my friends! (beat, turns to camera) I'm gonna be polishing later."

"A role model? No. But I consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. [chuckles] Good luck, kids!"

"No joy, man. No joy. Fail."

"Bring me some more clams!"

"Hello, my name is Antoni Clarke, and I am a bride's best friend. [Pause; wearily] I'm not gay."