Borat

"[walking towards fourth wall] Yakshemash. My name a Borat. I like you. I like sex. It's nice."

"[kissing gesture made to woman] Very nice. How much?"

"This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!"

"[On the subway] Hello. My name-a Borat. I'm-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)"

"[To the receptionist in a luxury Georgia hotel] Wazzup with it, vanilla face? Me and my homie Azamat parked our slab outside. We're looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night, so bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga. We just a couple of pimps, no hoes."

"[to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist! May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!"

"Sacha Baron Cohen – Borat Sagdiyev"

"Ken Davitian – Azamat Bagatov"

"Pamela Anderson – herself"

"Bob Barr – himself"

"Alan Keyes – himself"

"Luenell – herself"