Mario Party

"New fight! New stage! We're going to the ocean! Splashy! Smashy!"

"New fight! New stage! Eeeek! A house! A haunted manor!"

"New fight! New stage! All aboard! Train's a-leavin'!"

"New fight! New stage! Two tycoons! One town for the taking!"

"Time for your REAL prize! Surprise! Way better than the candy! Sweetest thing! Ever!"

"Bwahahaha! You call THIS a party? Bowser is here to shake things up! Okay, dimwits, now try to shine!"

"Puny Mario/Luigi/Yoshi never knows what’s going on, so I’ll make life crazier by moving the Star!"

"Aren’t you a cutie, Peach/Daisy/Toadette/Birdo! Well, here’s a little present just for you! I’m going to move this Star!"

"Bad guys should stick together? Stick this, Wario/Waluigi! I’m moving the Star!"

"Mess with me, Toad, and I’ll mess with you! I’m moving the Star! How do you like them apples?"

"Thugs like Boo/Dry Bones/Hammer Bro/Blooper always need toughening up, so I’m going to move the Star! Don’t cry, guy!"

"I'm the gift that keeps on giving! And I'll crash this party until I've crushed it once and for all!"

"Bwahahaha! Now I don’t even know where the Star is! Good luck, suckers! You’re gonna need it!"

"Bwahahaha! Ready for some REAL fun in the sun? Then feel the burn!"

"If you run into a Lava Bubble, you'll lose coins! Shake your Wii Remote to jump and avoid them!"

"Ready, set, shake!"

"Now back to your BORED walk! But don't worry, I'll be back soon enough!"

"Erk! Robbed! You poor excuse for a treasure hunter! No coins?"

"Bah, fine! I'll get you up on your feet so I can trip you up later! Take these 10 coins!"

"Bwahahaha! Resident upheaval! I've come to stink up the joint! I'm way badder than a pitfall!"

"If you crash my pad, I'm gonna steal one of your Stars, then kick you outta the house! Smell ya later!"

"Bwahahaha! Do I smell FEAR, (player)? I know what I do smell... (when encountering Bowser)"

"A shiny Star! Let me take that off your hands! Yoink!"

"Now go find your own Star, you little whiner!"

"A loser! You don't have any Stars for me to steal!! (if the player has no Stars)"

"Bwahahaha! Whoo-whoo! Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain!"

"Welcome to my Bad Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!"

"What? No Star?! Aw, fine then! I take pity on fools! I'll help ya. (if the player has no Stars)"

"Bwaha! I’ll knock you OUT with my financial clout! One of you is gonna get your investments raided!"

"I’ll steal coins from this Hotel and wreck ya with my infest-ment! Termites got nothin’ on me!"

"Bwahahaha! I’m rich beyond your wildest dreams! And I’ll be back to rampage again!"

"Bwahaha! Like my warped orbit? Then you'll LOVE this! I'm stealing one of your Stars!"

"Bah! How dare you come here without a Star! Lemme give you a bad guy boost! (if the player has no Stars)"

"Now go make mayhem!!"

"Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid? (when Bowser chases players around the board)"

"Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!"

"Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha! (reversing the direction of the board)"

"Wow, (player)! Think YOU'RE the Superstar? REALLY?! Don’t make me laugh!"

"Now if you were fighting in DOOFUS battle, I'd bow down and call you Number One..."

"But this was the STAR Battle! And I see only one Superstar! Me! So thar rod? Mine!"

"Better cough it up. Right now!"

"Want it back? Come and get it! Or are you a chicken? Bwahahaha! Bawk-bawk!"

"Bwahahaha! Welcome, (player)! You sure seem fired up about this Star Rod!"

"If you can somehow beat all of my loyal slave, I'll give you the Star Rod! Impossible, I know!"

"Show me your worst, Blooper/Hammer Bro! Are you more warped than us? Bwahahaha!"

"Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN! (to Blooper or Hammer Bro after losing)"

"Who needs this dumb rod anyway? I bet it's total garbage! Take it! I don't want it anyway!"

"...I always keep my promises! ...er..."

".........well..."

"Nawwww! Who am I kidding?! Only the Superstar deserves it! And that's me! Bowser!""