Lucasarts

"“I can’t make the one thing this island could really use… a voodoo doll of Largo LaGrande!”"

":– oft-repeated phrase of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“I’m a mighty pirate!”"

":– The Cannibals to Guybrush"

"“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?”"

"Swordfighting is a little like making love. It's not always what you do, but what you say."

":– Guybrush Threepwood to Sword Teacher"

"I can’t help but feel I’ve been ripped off. [Towards the fourth wall.] I’m sure you're feeling something similar."

": – Guybrush, about the giant stone monkey head on Monkey Island"

"“That’s the second biggest monkey head I’ve ever seen!”"

": – Guybrush Threepwood, when wanting something badly."

"“Please? Pretty please? Please pretty please with sugar on top?”"

":– Blind Lookout to Guybrush Threepwood"

"“So you want to be a pirate, eh? You look more like a flooring inspector.”"

": – oft-repeated and unexplained aspiration of the protagonist, Guybrush Threepwood"

"“I wanna be a pirate!”"

":– Guybrush, when asked about an item he doesn't have."

"“I must have left it in my other pants.”"

":– Guybrush, when seeing something big (commonly said in Get Smart)"

"“That’s the second biggest I’ve ever seen!”"

":– Guybrush (a recurring phrase in almost every LucasArts adventure game since first spoken by Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)"

"“I’m selling these fine leather jackets.”"

":Used by many characters (especially Guybrush) to distract someone long enough to escape. In the first game, a three-headed monkey actually appeared behind said characters, but they did not notice"

"“Look behind you, a Three-Headed Monkey!”"

":– Sword fight insult, written by Orson Scott Card."

":Comeback: “How appropriate. You fight like a cow.”"

"Insult: “You fight like a dairy farmer.”"

":– Introduction of the main character, Guybrush Threepwood. Most often identifies himself as a mighty pirate."

"“I am Guybrush Threepwood, mighty .”"

"(Talking to Dr. Fred), "How about catching Purple Tentacle?""

"(Still talking to Dead Cousin Ted) "Boy, I wish I had as little on my mind as you do. No offense intended, of course"."

"(Bernard is talking to Dead Cousin Ted, a mummy) "Boy, I haven't seen you since I was here five years ago. You know, I bet you'd really like my friend Hoagie. He's a roadie for a heavy metal band. You could hit him over the head with a bowling ball and it wouldn't faze him. He can pass out standing up and not drop anything". (pause) "The two of you have a lot in common"."

""Well, you know what they say: "If you want to save the world, you gotta push a few old ladies down the stairs"."

"{responding to Betsy Ross} Hey chill! Take your time."

""Gosh, I hope this isn't like the primitive, dangerous microwave ovens of my century. Those things could really pop a hamster good"."

"{referring to a hamster at the door} I think we could bite its head off or whatever."

"Mr. President? May I offer you an excellent smoke?"

"Whoah, You're, like, George Washington!!"

"Great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilet's backing up."

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

"We may not live to see yesterday..."

"He's long gone!"

"(Answering Bernard's question about whether it is too late to turn off the toxic waste machine) Of course! That's why I'll have to do it...yesterday! To the time machine!"

"Step one. Find plans. Step two. Save world. Step three. Get out of my house! Let's get cracking."

"(After his Chron-O-John's first attempt) Cheap-Mail-Ordered Jewel! I'd knew I should've bought a real diamond."

"Get me out of here! I feel like I'm pupating!"

"Soon we'll all be speaking... Well, English I guess."

"The Diminuator will be my crowning success! With it I will be able to shrink the entire human race out of sight! BWAHAHAHAHA!!"

"I feel like I could... like I could... like I could... TAKE ON THE WORLD!!"

""This must be that Woodstock place Mom and Dad always talk about"."