"Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near. Christmas Day is in our grasp, so as long as we have hands to clap, Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have. Welcome, Christmas. While we stand...Heart to heart...and hand to hand."

"We'll be waiting right here."

"Oh, I love it, Philip, I love it too bits!"

"Mr. Phillip has wished, and so I shall use my power. With a wave of my hands, I shall say, "au revoir, Eiffel Tower!""

"It's taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I'm going. Where I've always been going. Home, the long way round."

"There is a story, some kids tell about when the world was ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, his dad, a book, and a tree. It's the true story about how I found the book of KND and what I wrote in it. Five words only. We. Are. Kids. Next. Door."

"C'mon, sis. Let's go talk to Mom and Dad."

"Hi, kids. Hope you had fun today. Well, you kids will never believe this, but I could almost swear I saw a cat – a Cat in the Hat, mind you – going down the street with a moss-covered three-handled family gradunza!"

"Take a bow! So long! Bye-bye!"

"D.W., turn that thing off!"

"(mid-credits:) Oh! No, really. Now it's over. So long!"

"You're welcome!"

"Yeah, but that all sounds really hard. We have enough water for the summer now. Fuck it. Let's smoke some weed!"

"Yeah, well, you see, ManBearPig, eventually, he gonna kill everybody. He just gonna kill you first."

"Remember folks, weed can't solve all your problems but tegridy can. Tegridy Weeeed."

"We just had another call asking to speak with Victor Chouce. You're quite a popular man, Victor. I wonder what all the fuss is about. Don't feel like talking, huh? You will."

"No, you guys are the best."

"Holy sh--!"

"(in-credits:) Hit it, boys!"

"And so it was that we lived our lives. We never saw the wood sprite again. Geppetto aged. Pinocchio didn't. And in time, Geppetto left. One winter morning, Pinocchio found me by the window. I wasn't moving anymore. So he put me in a matchbox and he carries me still with him. Right in his heart. He ventured into the world. And the world I believe, embraced him back. I've not heard of him in quite a while. Will he eventually die? I think so. And maybe that makes him a real boy. What happens, happens. And then, we are gone."

"Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph...!"

"Two thousand one boogers on the wall, two thousand and one boogers...Pick one out and flick it off, two thousand and two boogers on the wall. Two thousand and two boogers on the wall, two thousand and two boogers..."

"Woo-hoo... Oof!"

"(post-credits:) Me first!"

"Whew! Hey, guys. What did I miss? Aaaaaahhhhh--"

"Just the right amount of cinnamon."

"What happened to him after that, how, why, I can't even begin to comprehend. I stopped trying to make sense of it a long time ago. But I do know: once, every year, I get to see my friend."

"Yay! I missed you so much!"

"Well, rickety biscuit."

"Boo! Hiss! We want Darkwing! We want Darkwing! Say it with me! We want Darkwing! What a load of malarkey!"

"(post-credits:) Oh no, why would I?! I like you! You guys still sticking around? Alright well, you're welcome to stay, there's not really anymore surprises but you know. Good luck getting that song out of your head it's a real ear wig. Anyway what else uh..."

"(mid-credits:) No, the kitty gets the milkshake. The bunny gets the pancake."

"Come on Felix, let's get to work, buddy."

"So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear, I'm taking life one game at a time. Of course, the job hasn't changed, but, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me and that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. So here's what we did. We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels. I'm telling you, guys, we haven't been this popular in years, it's crazy. The gamers say we're "retro", which I think means "old but cool". Oh, and I decided that living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good, so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys, too. Well, with a little help from Felix. Oh, and guess who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding, that's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself. Very elegant affair, you should've seen it, lot of grandeur, and not a single bug. Let's just say, some tears were shed. But I gotta say, the best part about my day is when I get thrown off the roof, because when the Nicelanders lift me up, I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush, and I can see Vanellope racing. The kid's a natural, the players love her, glitch and all, just like I knew they would. Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?"

"Kiko...Thank you! I'm really dying for an ice cream!"

"(post-credits:) Ta-da!!!"

"(pre-credits:) And soon we reap their weak little fairy wings right of their bodies!"

"(pre-credits:) And soon we'll loop their stupid little fairy wings right off their bodies!"

"And so, the most strong-willed of all fairies overcame the greatest challenge. She learned to believe in herself and trust the people she loved. She stayed true to what was in her heart and in doing so she saved a kingdom, freed her people, and reunited her long-lost family. And finally, she became a true Guardian Fairy. And now written in the Book of Fate, there's a new Company of Light, called...the Winx!"

"And thus, the fairy that was searching for her origins learned to believe in herself, and to trust the people she loved. She stayed true to herself, and to what she believed in, and won her greatest battle, saving her kingdom, freeing her people, and reuniting her family, and finally becoming a true guardian fairy. And now written in the Book of Fate, there's a new Company of Light...the Winx!"

"(post-credits) Wow! It's amazing what you can find in the woods. A marble! And a boot! And oh, my, that's a scary-lookin' fella. Gosh! Maybe these are his things. You know, I better pick 'em up so they won't get broken. That's the last thing I would want. Whoa! [falls into the pit] Oh, my gosh! Is this a pit? I think I'm in a pit! Hello? Anybody up there? Oh, well. I sure hope that fella will be back soon."

"Silly old bear."

"...Or is it?"

"You were right! I love Hallowoon! Hallow-woo...Hallow...Oh, whatever. As long as we're together!"

"You know, we never really did capture a Heffalump that day. It was more like...like Lumpy captured all of us."

"BBFN: Bye-Bye For Now!"

"Yes, Piglet. It's the least we could do...for a very small Piglet who's done such very big things. Thank you, Piglet."

"[sees the new sign] "Pooh and Piglet Corner"! [smiles]"