"(post-credits:) Yeah, this is the spot. Just need as much kelp as I can get, then unleash on the Nature-Tastic Four: The Kelp Creature! [laughs maniacally]"

"Oh, okay right. Yeah, hahahaha. Onward and Nature-Tastic Four-ward! Hey, wait up!"

"We sure do. Nature curiosities, here we come! ONWARD AND YONWARD!"

"All right!"

"Bye Ronald, see you next season!"

"Coming to China, I found so much more than I'd ever hoped for: an amazing uncle, a new friend, and a new Mandarin teacher."

"Yeah, I guess it would've been!"

"We're back!"

"If you're up for it."

"Oh, come on! Seriously?!"

"Uh, sorry."

"Okay, give him his brain back."

"My shiny teeth and meeeeee!"

"Boys, boys! Please! This fighting over me has got to stop!"

"GET OUT OF MY LAB!!!!"

"Faster! Faster! Slower!"

"Because Bender knows love. And love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy. I love you, meatbags."

"Well, we're boned."

"I got it! We were in Hoboken!"

"Just kidding! AGH! BRAIN FREEZE!"

"DAGNABBIT!"

"Well, it's great to know that everything is fine in the universe."

"Neat! I'm string! Yay!"

"Maybe we should try a six-week plan next time."

"Nothing. It's just really cold in here."

"Cosmo, what's the matter with you?"

"Well, the-th-the-th [stuttering like Porky Pig]"

"That's right-- be afraid, be very afraid! And tell all your cold-blooded friends there's plenty more where that came from!"

"Yeah... Still, I can't help feeling that we forgot something."

"Cindy, wait, no!"

"A kid can dream, can't he?"

"Ultra Lord's dancing! Hey! Ho! H-hey! H-ho!"

"This one's for sure going in my scrapbook."

"Well, as of today, I am—"

"[voiceover] Wow, Patchy sure made a mess of things, didn't he? He's not much of a pirate either, really, come to think of it. [A canon shot is shown.] That's the problem. [A drawing of Blackbeard is shown.] Not like Blackbeard. Whoa, now there was a pirate. [Footage of a Jolly Roger is shown.] Now, Blackbeard [Footage of a ship shooting another ship is shown.] would have been able to get the real A-listers [Footage of pirates fighting is shown] on his TV special. [A different piece of footage of pirates fighting is shown.] Yeah, your Bruce Willises and your Gwyneth Paltrows [Footage of a sailor that looks like Popeye is shown.] and your Ricky Gervaises. [Footage of a monkey dressed like a sailor with giant shoes holding on to a tilted boat is shown] Let's not forget him. He's...brilliant. [A painting of a shanghaiing is shown.] He wouldn't even have to shanghai them. [Footage of a man on a rope is shown] They would have [An image of a pirate and Footage of a Jolly Roger flag is shown] shown up on set...out of respect [An image of a pirate captain about to hit another pirate with a bucket is shown.] and fear. [Footage of a ship shooting is shown] Back then, pirates were serious business. [Footage of a pirate balloon in a parade is shown.] Patchy's kinda [Footage of a sailor dancing around is shown] giving pirates a bad name, really, [Footage of a kid dressed like a pirate is shown.] if I'm being brutally honest. [Footage of a kid picking up gummy bears and putting them in his shirt pocket is shown.] Oh well, thanks for watching, kiddies. And we'll see you at the 20th anniversary. [Footage of a person flipping over an hourglass is shown.] It...that's 10 years from now. Starting now. [The footage fades to black, along with the whole screen, ending the episode.]"

"Well, looks like everything's back to the right size; eh, Potty? [Potty was nowhere to be seen] Potty? [a giant Potty foot crushes him] Well, kids. I'm a little busy right now, but be sure to come back real soon for more of your old pal Patchy! Ow! And more SpongeBob Squarepants! Potty, will you get off of me?"

"And especially, to you."

"And to all of you out there, a merry Christmas to you too. Ho, ho, ho."

"That night, the stars seemed to shine down on the forest with a special warm glow. Schaeffer wondered if he could have dreamt it all. Surely a star had fallen and spread magic in its path? And one special wish had come true, just now. And then Schaeffer stopped wondering, because he suddenly knew that if Broo had made it to the Evergreen Forest, then he would soon see Sophia and the Raccoons too."

"(post-credits:) What? There's no time left? It's the end of the movie? What movie?"

"First one inside gets to give him mouth to mouth!"

"Above all, do not lament my absence, for in my spark, I know that this is not the end, but merely a new beginning. Simply put, another transformation."

"Okay, next time, we're going to Mexico. Ow!"

"You know, Beast Boy, sometimes, even heroes need a vacation."

"So, I guess we have to go home now, huh?"

"Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho, Ho!"

"Still, it was mad fun!"

"What? It's none of your business!"

"To sharing secrets with the best friends anyone could ever have!"

"Two, three four!"