"Are you dummies still sitting there? Fine! Since you stuck it out this long, I'll tell you a super-duper secret secret, which you can't tell anyone! Okay. Did you know that Batman f..."

"Just to save the fucking world, that’s all."

"It's been a while since anyone's made the world this nervous. Black Adam. We should talk."

"Oh, I'm gonna get that little kid!"

"He's a menace!"

"See ya later! I can feel it in my bones! Ha! See ya!"

"I'd like that."

"Since this is my first autobiography, I might not have gotten everything right. The events are true, the feelings are genuine, and my memoirs are finished. But I might have forgotten what everyone was wearing."

"Because it always is."

"Oh, sure. She's just hanging around somewhere."

"Oh, boy..."

"Let's kick it!"

"(extended ending:) And...go."

"I'm sure we can work something out."

"Mark it...play back!"

"Oh... [laughs] I was having so much fun, I almost forgot. You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?"

"What? You didn't think this was the end of the story, did you?"

"Hey, last one over the bridge..."

"...Is a ROTTEN APPLE!!!"

"Yeah! Whoo! That's what I'm talkin' about! Whoo!"

"(post-credits:) I might even make you a creme brulee."

"Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! It's our birthday! It's our birthday!"

"No. Here's to right now."

"Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches! Go, Twitches!"

"Thank you! Whoo!"

"So, things went back to normal. Or, at least as normal as the life of a high school crime fighter can be. It took some time and a mega amount of coding, but we stabilized Athena, flushed out Drakken's evil programming, and saved the good in her. Together, we formed a martial arts club, and now everyone at Middleton High wants to join. Well, almost everyone. And as for me, learning to be a better friend...Made me a better hero."

"(in-credits:) Okay. My new evil master plan to take down Kim Possible will be my tightest yet!"

"I just hope our new guitar player can keep up."

"Viva la reina Rosalinda!"

"Pretty soon, everyone forgot about the Sage way. That's the old way. The new way is to let kids be themselves. After all, everybody has their something. And letting everybody be the most of their something they can be? That's the real magic."

"Zander, this is Puppy."

"I'm going to space! I'm going to space!"

"Aww, what a sweet, happy ending. Everybody got what they wanted. But getting what you want can be dangerous... Especially when you mess with the fabric of time. You didn't think that was the end of this story, did you?"

"If we are, I hope we never wake up."

"As the carolers sang, I knew that no matter where our journeys led us, we would always have in our hearts, the comforts of that evening, the love of our families, and the everlasting nature of true friendship."

"My mum's favorite part was the very end of the story. "And it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, 'God bless Us, Every One!"'"

"Now, no matter what life had in store, I was ready."

"Mesa Grande Elementary will have an art program this year!"

"And so, they all lived happily ever after."

"I love you. I can't wish for anything more."

"Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?"

"I'm not going home. Not really."

"There's no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid."

"This came with it."

"How fast does it go, Harry?"

"(post-credits:) Mischief managed. Nox."

"Yeah. Every week."

"Something worth fighting for."

"I never realized how beautiful this place was."