"(post-credits:) All right, guys. All right. All right. All right, I'm out. I'm out. Is this necessary? Come on. Is that necessary? Is that...At least let me go back and get my purse."

"Thank you!"

"(mid-credits:) AAAALLLLVVVVIIIINNNN!!!!!!"

"AAAALLLLVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!"

"(mid-credits:) Oh, come on! Come on. What are you gonna do, carry me out? Really? Okay, you are gonna carry me out. Okay! Okay, this is fine! I've been looking to relax all day! I'm like Cleopatra! Floating away! I'm gonna chillax!"

"I'm gonna get you Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."

"(mid-credits:) What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!"

"Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space, I don't want you to get sick. It's one thing to attack me, it's quite another to attack my Mini-Me. I'm gonna get you Austin Powers, I'm gonna get you. [laughs evilly]"

"(mid-credits:) Paging Dr. Freud."

"(post-credits:) Hello, out there! Is the movie over? I'm still down here, and I'm still in quite a lot of pain. Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance. Oh! The pain is really quite severe. I fashioned a makeshift splint. Here goes nothing! [screams and falls to the ground]"

"I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! [laughs evilly and dances like Michael Jackson]"

"(mid-credits:) Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Burt Bacharach"

"Well, uh, I guess this is my last video log. Because whatever happens tonight. Either way I'm... I'm not gonna be comin' back to this place. Well, I guess I better go. I don't wanna be late for my own party. It's my birthday, after all. This is Jake Sully signin' off."

"I see now. I can't save my family by running. This is our home. This is our fortress. This is where we make our stand."

"That'll do, Pig. That'll do."

"(post-credits:) Thank you for staying until the end. Bye-bye."

"Thank you, Barney, I love you."

"Our job is finished."

"I thought champagne would be in order ma'am."

"Hi, Alfred."

"Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a bit late."

"I'm not a bit surprised."

"Come what may. Merry Christmas, Master Bruce."

"Merry Christmas, Alfred. Good will toward men...and women."

"Your secret is safe. He's definitely a wacko."

"Wacko. Is that a technical term? [Chase laughs] Listen, I won't be needing this anymore. Thank you for giving me a new dream. [Chase kisses Bruce]"

"Don't work too late."

"We're going to need a bigger cave."

"And you'll never have to."

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight."

"Si, Fernet Branca, per cortesia."

"Hey Doc, we'd better back up. There's not enough road to get to 88."

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

"Doc! Doc? Doc? Oh, fantastic."

"Hey Doc! Where are you going now? Back to the future?"

"Nope. Already been there."

"They do get better."

"Very good, very good."

"And so, it wasn't so much the song that made a difference. It was everyone playing together...and it worked."

"(post-credits): Nurse!"

"Of all the Lanterns who have ever worn the ring, there was one whose light shined brightest. At first his humanity was thought to be a weakness, and yet it proved to be his greatest strength."

"Glad to be here, Lois."

"Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, the bells are ringing. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding."

"You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you."

"I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind; but then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learnt that inside every one of them there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves — something no hero will ever defeat. And now I know... that only love can truly save the world. So now I stay, I fight, and I give — for the world I know can be. This is my mission now. Forever."

"No, I have too much to live for and more important things to do. We have to level the playing field, Mr. Wilson. To put it plainly, shouldn't we have a league of our own?"