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April 10, 2026
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"Shaun White – himself"
"Emma Stone – Kayla"
"Woody Harrelson – Tommy Bollinger"
"[after he spills coffee on his pants, Dylan is asking another employee for a replacement pair] I'm your boss! Give me your pants!"
"Nolan Gould – Sam"
"Nolan Gould – Mr. Harper"
"Kayla: Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you're dating because last time I checked work doesn't reassure you that liking a finger up your ass doesn't make you gay."
"Friendship is a four-letter word."
"Some friends come with a happy ending."
"Taxi Driver: Welcome to New York! Go and fuck a dick!"
"I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love. [sees posters for "The Ugly Truth" on a wall] Shut up, Katherine Heigl, you stupid, little liar!"
"[repeated line] Still not gay?"
"A work ethic. I love it! That is why this country is still number one. Well, behind Germany and France and Belgium and Japan and China. Thank God for Bangladesh!"
"Justin Timberlake – Dylan Harper"
"I'm emotionally unavailable."
"Are you trying to dig your way to China?"
"I have the perfect body for Photoshop. This [face] gets more angular, these [legs] get longer and this [nose] gets way more Christian."
"Mila Kunis – Jamie Rellis"
"Everybody, this is Dylan. He's from L.A. [Everybody boos him] He's the reason I can afford all this beer! [Everybody cheers him]"
"Patricia Clarkson – Lorna, Jamie's mother"
"Jenna Elfman – Annie, Dylan's sister"
"Bryan Greenberg – Parker"
"Wayne Federman - Chip Dave"
"Sebastian Maniscalco - Stand-Up Comic"
"Linda Porter - Old Lady"
"Gillian Vigman - Becky"
"Ian Roberts - Driver at College Campus"
"A hilarious high-stakes jackpot!"
"Jessie Ennis - Rachel"
"Randall Park - Buckler"
"Jessica St. Clair - Reba"
"Andrea Savage - Laura"
"Andy Buckley - Craig"
"Kyle Kinane - Kevin Garvey"
"Lennon Parham - Martha"
"Cedric Yarbrough - Reggie Henderson"
"Steve Zissis - Carl Shackler"
"Michaela Watkins - Raina Theodrakis"
"Rory Scovel - Joe Mayweather"
"Ryan Simpkins - Alex Johansen"
"Nick Kroll - Bob Schaeffer"
"Allison Tolman - Dawn Mayweather"
"Alexandra Daddario - Corsica"
"Jeremy Renner - Tommy Papouli"
"Rob Huebel - Police Officer Chandler"
"Sam Richardson - Marty"
"Are you guys familiar with the cliché, "It's a cliché because it's true? Well, that cliché about clichés being true has never been more true than right now with the cliché, the house always wins.""
"Will Ferrell - Scott Johansen"
"Eat her fucking face off, Martha!"
"Amy Poehler - Kate Johansen"