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April 10, 2026
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"No! What the >BLEEP< just happened?"
"You handled the decision to go to Miami perfectly."
"There's some crazy, beautiful, weird-ass shit about to go down."
"LeBron James — Himself"
"I wouldn't do something like this unless I was desperate."
"Have you seen how out of control this party is?"
"Your hairline is perfect. Anyone who says otherwise is just jealous."
"Lil Wayne — Himself"
"DC Young Fly — Vic"
"He got a hologram of himself just to give him compliments?"
"Looks like we about to throw a house…"
"Mya — Herself"
"Walter Emanuel Jones — Himself"
"GaTa — Himself"
"Shakira Ja'nai Paye — Mika"
"Odell Beckham Jr. — Himself"
"Karrueche Tran — Herself"
"Rotimi — Guile"
"Allen Maldonado — Kyle"
"Anthony Davis — Himself"
"Lena Waithe — Herself"
"Chauncey Hit-Boy Hollis — Himself"
"Melvin Gregg — Larry"
"Kid 'n Play — Themselves"
"Andrew Santino — Peter"
"Kid Cudi — Himself"
"Mark Cuban — Himself"
"Jamal Olori — Himself"
"Big Sean — Himself"
"Mike O'Brien - Pat the Pizza Guy"
"Billie Lourd - Gigi"
"Diana Silvers - Hope"
"Will Forte - Doug Antsler"
"Jason Sudeikis - Principal Jordan Brown"
"Skyler Gisondo - Jared"
"Jessica Williams - Miss Fine"
"Molly Gordon - Annabelle aka "Triple A""
"Lisa Kudrow - Charmaine Antsler"
"Gigi: I lost my virginity in what I thought was a park but... it turned out to be a graveyard, and now the ghost spirits live inside my eggs waiting to be reborn."
"Triple A: I'm incredible at hand-jobs but I also got a fifteen-sixty on the SATs."
"Noah Galvin - George"
"Beanie Feldstein - Molly Davidson"
"Kaitlyn Dever - Amy Antsler"
"You can make yourself cum using only your mind? That's like the one thing my mind can't do."
"Austin Crute - Alan"
"Victoria Ruesga - Ryan"
"Eduardo Franco - Theo"
"Mason Gooding - Nick Howland"
"Nico Hiraga - Tanner"
"Toby Huss - Dr. Joseph"