Films Based On Works By Jane Austen

"Wasn't my mom a Betty? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction."

"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

"Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in Debate?!"

"[repeated line] As if!"

"Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."