"Miss Elizabeth, I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. These past few months have been a torment. I came to Rosings with the single object of seeing you. I had to see you."

"In vain I have struggled this will not do, allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

"You are mistaken; I write rather slowly."

"You must know, surely you must know, it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I would have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love... I love... I love you. And I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."

"A romance ahead of its time."

"Sometimes the last person on earth you want to be with is the one person you can't be without."

"This holiday season, experience the greatest love story of all time."

"Keira Knightley — Elizabeth 'Lizzy' Bennet"

"Matthew Macfadyen — Mr. Darcy"

"Donald Sutherland — Mr. Bennet"

"Brenda Blethyn — Mrs. Bennet"

"Rosamund Pike — Jane Bennet"

"Talulah Riley — Mary Bennet"

"Carey Mulligan — Kitty Bennet"

"Jena Malone — Lydia Bennet"

"Claudie Blakley — Charlotte Lucas"

"Simon Woods — Mr. Bingley"

"Kelly Reilly — Caroline Bingley"

"Tom Hollander — Mr. Collins"

"So, okay, you're probably going, "Is this, like, a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."

"Justin Walker – Christian Stovitz"

"Twink Caplan – Miss Toby Geist"

"Wallace Shawn – Mr. Wendell Hall"

"Dan Hedaya – Mel Horowitz"

"Jeremy Sisto – Elton Tiscia"

"Breckin Meyer – Travis Birkenstock"

"Elisa Donovan – Amber Mariens"

"Donald Faison – Murray"

"Paul Rudd – Josh Lucas"

"Brittany Murphy – Tai Fraiser"

"Stacey Dash – Dionne Davenport"

"Alicia Silverstone – Cher Horowitz"

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever."

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?"

"[after she and Josh kiss] Well, you can guess what happened next. [scene changes to Mr. Hall and Miss Geist's wedding] As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky."

"Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex."

"So, okay. The Attorney General says there's too much violence on TV, and that should stop. Even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

"So, okay. I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"

"[to Elton] You are a snob and a half."

"[to Dionne, about Mr. Hall and Miss Geist] Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That's an unequivocal sex invite."

"[arguing her way out of a tardy] Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'."