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April 10, 2026
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"Leslie Bevis - Commanderette Zircon"
"Jim J. Bullock - Prince Valium"
"Ronny Graham - Minister"
"Sal Viscuso - Radio Operator"
"John Hurt - Kane"
"Lorene Yarnell - Dot Matrix"
"Michael Winslow - Radar Technician"
"Dick Van Patten - King Roland"
"Joan Rivers - Dot Matrix (voice)"
"George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz"
"John Candy - Barfolemew 'Barf'"
"Daphne Zuniga - Princess Vespa"
"Bill Pullman - Lone Starr"
"Rick Moranis - Dark Helmet"
"Mel Brooks - President Skroob/Yogurt"
"Coming Soon....ish?!"
"Guess Who's Back?"
"Schwartz v.s Gremlins."
"OH NO! A SEQUEL MOVES!"
"Revenge Of The Schtick"
"Once Upon A Time Warp In Deep Space, The Struggle Between The Nice & The Rotten Goes On..."
"May The Schwartz Be With You."
"The towel seen when Lone Starr and Dark Helmet fight reads: "Spaceballs the Towel""
"The license plate on Vespa's Mercedes reads: "SPOIL'D ROTT'N 1""
"President Skroob's toilet paper roll reads: "Spaceballs The Toilet Paper" on all the sheets."
"President Skroob's sheet reads: "Spaceballs The Sheet"; yet another reference to film merchandising"
"The bumper sticker on Eagle 5 reads: "I [heart] URANUS""
"The bumper sticker on Spaceball One reads: "WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY""
"The sign outside the church on Druidia later reads: "TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TAKE TWO""
"The sign outside the church on Druidia first reads: "TODAY The royal wedding of Princess Vespa to Prince Valium TOMORROW BINGO""
"Princess Vespa: I'm not shooting this thing! I hate guns! [one of the incoming laser blasts singes part of her hair] My hair! He shot my hair! That son of a bitch! [Vespa proceeds to blast every guard Rambo-style]"
"Vinnie: [To Pizza the Hutt] Mmmmm! You're delicious."
"Newsman: On a sadder note, Pizza the Hutt was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretch limo. Evidently, the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death. Coming up, Pongo's review of Rocky 5... Thousand!"
"Placemat in Diner reads: Spaceballs the Placemat; one of several references to film merchandising."
"Pizza the Hutt: Where's my money?!"
"Princess Vespa: It's my industrial-strength hair-dryer, and I can't live without it!"
"Diner Patron: Water, my ass! Get this guy some Pepto Bismol!"
"Colonel Sandurz: Attention! This is Colonel Sandurz in forward command! Abandon ship! Abandon ship!"
"Colonel Sandurz: [After discovering Dark Helmet playing with dolls] No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
"Colonel Sandurz: It's Megamaid! She's gone from suck to blow!"
"Captain of the Guard: You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!"
"Dark Helmet, Skroob, and Sandurz: [watching Mega Maid vacuum up Druidia's air] Suck...suck...suck!"
"Druidian Priest: We are here to join these two together in holy—MOLY!!"
"Druidian Priest: Excuse me. I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love. Please be quiet!"
"King Roland: I'm breathing! Air! AIR!!!"
"King Roland: Please bring her back safely! [pause] And if it's at all possible, try to save the car. [whispers] It's not insured..."
"I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
"The s- That's what I ordered! Change my order to the soup! [Lone Starr: Good move.]"
"I'll have the cleavage, I mean the special."
"Nice dissolve."