"She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?"

"Chris Conrad - Eric McGowan"

"Constance Towers - Louisa Pierce"

"Michael Ironside - Colonel Dugan"

"Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce"

"Pat Morita - Sgt Lesuke Miyagi"

"It's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk. 1,000 years of karate tradition is about to get a kick in the pants."

"Who says the good guy has to be a guy?"

""The animation of Miyazaki is only now becoming familiar in this country, but he is the equal, I think, of the Disney animators at their best. In the pipeline is Miyazaki's Princess Mononoke which until 'Titanic' was the highest grossing movie in Japanese history. 'Kiki's Delivery Service' is direct-to-video, it's in stores right now, and I loved it." Roger Ebert on Siskel and Ebert September 13, 1998."

"We were planning on stripping you, throwing you in the river, then make you run home naked."

"Ryan Kelley - Clyde"

"Carly Schroeder - Millie"

"Trevor Morgan - Rocky"

"Scott Mechlowicz - Marty"

"Josh Peck - George"

"Rory Culkin - Sam"

"Beneath the surface, everyone has a secret."

"You can never go back."

"No one talks to people like that."

"He doesn't smoke, Marty."

"No, I never do anything to anybody."

"{On George} No, screw that guy."

"{To Sam} It was your guys' plan. I was just there."

"{To Sam} Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck You!"

"{To Sam} If you could snap your fingers right now, and he would drop dead in his tracks, would you do it?"

"{To Sam} So, what's it like being a male?"

"We gotta bury the body."

"I don't want anyone else wimping out on their dares."

"That's what happens when you fuck with Martini Blank! Martini's friends back him up. That's what friends do, fuck-o. That's why you're in the water. 'Cause you've got none."

"I'm a man who likes to follow through with his plans."

"If you're really feeling like a party animal... you wanna smoke a birthday doobie?"

"Fat boy's gonna get what he's got coming."

"{On his dyslexia} My doctor says it's a genetic variation, like for evolution."

"Why don't you speak for yourself, faggot?"

"I know it's your birthday, Sam, but shut your trap."

"Somebody help! (after he hits his head with his camera underwater, then dies)"

"His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall!"

"Happy Birthday, Sam!"

"Why'd you drop the anchor?"

"You're a fucking lying son of a bitch, Sam, all right? And I fucking hope you go to hell. (Millie: Don't make things worse, George.) Shut the fuck up, Millie, you fucking stupid JAP cunt! (Clyde: Sit down, George. You're out of control.) SHUT THE FUCK UP, CLYDE! You faggot! Fucking skinny, butt-munching faggot. I hate you, you know that? I really do. Because all you do is fucking prance around school talking about your fucking faggoty, fairy fathers. I'll tell you what! I don't want to hear about your fucking fathers and how their assholes work, all right?! It makes me sick! And I... I fucking hope they fucking die of fag disease! Yeah, and speaking of dead fathers..., I just remember why bonehead, white trashed fucking donkey dick Marty, got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his daddy. His neanderthal, drunk dad, put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know... I almost forgot that my mom told me that. She said he splattered his brains all over the wall. I thought it was sad at first, but now... I like it. His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall."

"So, let's see the penis. Bring on the penis!"

"Hey! What do you think you're doing?! You're a punk, Sam! I ought to kill you! You fucking dickhead! I told you to never touch my camera! Didn't I?! Fucker! You little wimp! Bitch! Pussy! I told you! I ought to fucking kill you! And I will kill you, you little punk, if I ever catch you fucking with my camera again. (he gets up to leave after tackling Sam, pushing onlookers out of the way) Get out of my way!"

"Oh yeah baby girl, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeahhhhh squirt all over me"

"Oh, You son of a bitch! Oh, You asshole! I wanna fuck your asshole!"

"[after George squirts him with a water gun] DON'T EVER FUCKING SQUIRT THAT THING AT ME AGAIN!!"

"Shut the fuck up, George! Shut the fuck up!"

"You always attack for no reason."