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April 10, 2026
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"There once was a boy from Pawtucket..."
"Shawn Hatosy - Timothy "Dildo" Dunphy"
"Tim's getting a future...whether he likes it or not!"
"Amy Smart - Jane Weston"
"My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof."
"One more thing. Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It ain't over till you both get your cookies...Remember that I said that."
"Alec Baldwin - Old Man Dunphy"
"You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head."
"Jon Abrahams - Drugs Delaney"
"Nature, my friends, is the most surprising spectacle man can behold. Did you know ants have herds of livestock that give them milk and sugar? That spiders invented the submarine millions of years ago? Did you know that butterflies have tongues? The tongue of a butterfly is like an elephant's trunk, but very thin and wound up like a watch spring."
"Music has the face of a woman you want to love you! Close your eyes and imagine her! Imagine her hair"
"Buddug Williams - Mrs. Mort"
"Ronnie Williams - Mr. Mort"
"Morgan Hopkins - Chip Roberts"
"Brian Hibbard - Dai Rhys"
"Jenny Evans - Bonny Cartwright"
"Sue Roderick - Lucy Cartwright"
"William Thomas - Bryn Cartwright"
"Dougray Scott - Terry Walsh"
"Dorien Thomas - Greyo"
"LlÅ·r Ifans (cred. Llyr Evans) - Julian Lewis"
"Rhys Ifans - Jeremy Lewis"
"Welcome to ugly lovely town"
"Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis"
"You're an iffy copper that does a little bit a this, a little bit a that, but knows where to draw the thin blue line right fuckin' wrong, don't ya, Greyo?"
"Rugby. Tom Jones. Male Voice Choirs. Shirley Bassey. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantisiliogogogch. Snowdonia. Prince of Wales. Anthony Hopkins. Daffodils. Sheep. Sheep Lovers. Coal. Slate Quarries. The Blaenau Ffestiniog Dinkey-Doo Miniature Railway. Now If That's Your Idea Of Thousands Of Years Of Welsh Culture, You Can't Blame Us For Trying To Liven The Place Up A Little Can You?"
"Rachel Scorgie - Adie Lewis"
"An extreme comedy."
"Adie, driving cars that don't belong to them, at 90 miles an hour, on the wrong side of the road, is just starting to take the fucking piss!"
"Here's 20 nicker, now go buy yourselves a nice big tin of sticky-sticky and fuck off back to Noddyland!"
"I built this club up from nothing, and I fucking loves it!"
"This glue is for sticking my submarines, not for sticking up your fucking noses! Don't think I don't notice, cos I do. Buy your own fucking glue!"
"Di Botche - Jean Lewis"
"Charlotte Hanson - Glen's Wife"
"Louise J. Taylor - Christina Lindmann"
"David Elliot - Glen"
"Steven Elder - Bob the Driving Instructor"
"Morgan Jones - Linda's Brother"
"Ian Brimble - John's Father"
"Leonie Thomas - Aunt at Wedding"
"Judy Buxton - John's Mother"
"Steven Mason - Cruising Man"
"David Paul West - Bridegroom"
"Patrick Nielsen - Mark"
"Tim Harris - Kevin"
"Kate McEnery - Wendy"
"James D. White - Dave"
"Richard Hawley - English Teacher"
"Martin Milman - Headmaster"
"James Perkins - Young Steve"