"Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!"

"No more little white gloves."

"Lynn Redgrave – Miss McVane"

"Tom Guiry – Bradley "Frosty" Frost"

"Merritt Wever – Maureen "Momo" Haines"

"Heather Matarazzo – Theresa "Tweety" Goldberg"

"Adam Storke - Charles Gordon Windsor Jr."

"Conchata Ferrell - Leona"

"Joanna Merlin - Mrs. Araújo"

"Porscha Radcliffe - Phoebe Travers"

"Louis Turenne - Hector 'The Fireside Gourmet' Freshette"

"Matt Damon - Steamer Windsor"

"Vincent D'Onofrio - William "Bill" Montijo"

"Gene Amoroso - Mr. Barbosa"

"Sheila Ferrini - Mrs. Barbosa"

"Annabeth Gish - Katherine "Kat" Araújo"

"Suzanne Shepherd - Aunt Tweedy"

"I mean, if you think about it, Bill and I are so different. Everything he wants, I don't. The marriage, the kids, all that stuff. I mean, I really want that stuff. Real bad. I just don't want it now. He doesn't understand. If he really loved me, he'd wait. But I guess if I really loved him, I'd marry him. Maybe I don't love Bill. But I really do love Bill, though. He really - he understands me so well."

"[to Jojo] I'm tellin' ya, Jo, that I love you. Doesn't that mean anything to you? I think that when people love each other, they should make a commitment. They should have a wedding, in a church, with the blessings of God, for chrissakes! Don't you get it, Jo? I'm telling you - that I love you! And all you love is my dick. Do you know how that makes me feel? Do you?"

"Dr. Bartram: The honor code is a living thing. It cannot exist in a vacuum."

"Mr. Cleary: The cultural environment in which one lives ought to be as important as the air he breathes... the food he eats."

"So tell me, Junior, how come you're not at your Ivy League school, picking ivy, or whatever you do there?"

"Mack McGivern: The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows."

"A romantic comedy with the works."

"John Cunningham - Charles Gordon Windsor Sr."

"McGoo: [pretending to sneeze as David walks by] A-Jew!"

"I'll honor your tradition. I'll go to the Headmaster and I'll lie."

"Peter McRobbie - Chaplain"

"True story, last weekend there was a religious revival at Madison Square Garden. Bishop Fulton Sheen made such a stirring speech that 10,000 people converted to Catholicism. Then Billy Graham got up and did some inspired preaching and 10,000 people converted to Protestantism, then to close the program, Pat Boone got up and sang "There's A Gold Mine In The Sky" and 20,000 Jews joined the Air Force!"

"Janet Zarish - Nikki Travers"

"John Fiore - Jake"

"Discover a movie which hits home about love, friendship, dreams and life. A movie that you'll be talking about long afterwards. Experience something special, something romantic, something honest."

"Julia Roberts - Daisy Araújo"

"Arthur Walsh - Manny"

"Brendan Fraser - David Greene"

"Jojo, relax! Trust me. You're going to wiggle your sweet ass, and he's going to forget all about it."

"Ann Flood - Polly Windsor"

"Matt Damon - Charlie Dillon"

"[about David] It turns out our golden boy is nothing but a lying, backstabbing kike."

"Željko Ivanek - Mr. Cleary"

"Peter Donat - Headmaster Dr. Bartram"

"Kevin Tighe - Coach McDevitt"

"What? You think this is gonna make me marry you? Do you? Well, it's not, cos I don't have to marry an asshole. It's the '80s! Why would I marry an asshole?"

"Amy Locane - Sally Wheeler"

"Michael Higgins - Mr. Gierasch"

"[to David] I have a confession to make, I think about you more than I ought to."

"Everybody's asking me what it's like to kiss a Jew."

"Anthony Rapp - Richard "McGoo" Collins"

"Andrew Lowery - "Mack" McGivern"