"Now you listen to me, Herbie, and you listen good. Now, you and I did not come out of mothballs to be the laughingstock of the continent. Either get the lead out of your pants right now, or I’m gonna ship you back to the States, have you stuffed and hung on a wall in Retirement Village!"

"Julie Sommars .... Diane Darcy"

"Huntz Hall - Judge"

"Ivor Barry - Chauffeur"

"Keenan Wynn - Alonzo Hawk"

"Vito Scotti - Taxi driver"

"Ken Berry - Willoughby Whitfield"

"Stefanie Powers - Nicole Harris Whitfield"

"John McIntire - Mr. Judson"

"Liam Dunn - Doctor"

"Ed Wynn - Fire Chief"

"A little SQUIRT makes a big SPLASH!"

"Raymond Bailey - Admirial Olmstead"

"The Loveable Bug's back doin' his thing!"

"Helen Hayes - Mrs. Steinmetz"

"Elaine Devry - Secretary"

"Alan Hewitt - General Hotchkiss"

"Forrest Lewis - Officer Kelley"

"Jack Mullaney - Air Force Captain"

"Belle Montrose - Mrs. Chatsworth"

"David Lewis - General Singer"

"Wally Brown - Coach Elkins"

"Leon Ames - President Jeffrey Daggett"

"Elliott Reid - Professor Shelby Ashton"

"Wally Boag - TV Newsman"

"Edward Andrews - Defense Secretary"

"Chuck McCann - Loostgarten"

"Tommy Kirk - Biff Hawk"

"Don Ross - Lenny"

"Gage Clarke - Reverend Bosworth"

"James Westerfield - Officer Hanson"

"I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!"

"Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber!"

"Corners beautifully, doesn't it?"

"Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?"

"Julia Sweeney - Nosey Neighbor"

"Sammy - Quark"

"Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!"

"First Referee: There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other."

"Joshua & Daniel Shalikar - Adam Szalinski"

"Gregory Sierra - Terence Wheeler"

"Ron Canada - Marshall Brooks"

"Michael Milhoan - Captain Ed Myerson"

"Biff Hawk: Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T."

"Leslie Neale - Constance Winters"