"Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone. And rich white people pay me to play piano for them because it makes them feel cultured. But as soon as I step off that stage, I go right back to being just another negro to them. Because that is their true culture. And I suffer that side alone, because I'm not accepted by my own people 'cause I'm not like them, either. So if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough and if I'm not man enough then tell me, Tony, what am I!?"

"You never win with violence, Tony. You only win when you maintain your dignity."

"You know, my father used to say, whatever you do, do it 100%. When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. When you eat, eat like it's your last meal."

"[Eating KFC in Kentucky] Mmm. I think this is the best Kentucky Fried Chicken I ever had. But I guess it's fresher down here, right?"

"Viggo Mortensen – Frank "Tony Lip" Vallelonga"

"It's like what your friend the President said, "Ask not... Your country, what you could do for it. Ask what you do for yourself." Y'know?"

"Linda Cardellini – Dolores Vallelonga"

"Mahershala Ali – "Doc" Don Shirley"

"Montrel Miller – Birmingham Hotel Waiter"

"Tom Virtue – Morgan Anderson"

"P.J. Byrne – Record Executive Producer"

"Mike Hatton – George"

"Iqbal Theba – Amit"

"Dimeter Marinov – Oleg"

"Sebastian Maniscalco – Johnny Venere"

"Sometimes a lady likes to have some fun."

"As it turns out, I'm capable of much unpleasantness."

"I'm on my side. Always."

"Mrs. Meg, your cream bill is outrageous. Are you bathing in it to help your hemorrhoids?"

"Matthew Jacobs – Antonin Scalia"

"Emma Stone – Abigail Hill"

"Olivia Colman – Anne, Queen of Great Britain"

"Oh it is fun to be queen sometimes!"

"[to Robert Harley] Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later."

"Some wounds do not close; I have many such."

"There are limits to what one can give."

"[to Abigail] If you do not go, I will start kicking you and I will not stop."

"Rachel Weisz – Sarah Churchill, Duchess of Marlborough"

"Nicholas Hoult – Robert Harley, 1st Earl of Oxford and Earl Mortimer"

"Did you just look at me? Did you!? Look at me. Look at me! [the servant looks at her] HOW DARE YOU!? CLOSE YOUR EYES!"

"Joe Alwyn – Samuel Masham, 1st Baron Masham"

"STOP! [gets up out of her chair] ENOUGH! [yells out of the window] STOP! BEGONE! I COMMAND IT! [music ends as violinists leave the garden] LEAVE!! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! [conductor stops and bows to the queen]"

"Mark Gatiss – John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough"

"I like when she puts her tongue in me."

"Don McManus – David Addington"

"LisaGay Hamilton – Condoleezza Rice"

"Stephen Adly Guirgis – George Tenet"

"Steve Carell – Donald Rumsfeld"