"Where is he? Where is my Tony!? Where is my beautiful Tony? Look at that skin—like a baby. Whatsa matter, you never get old like the rest of us, eh? I love him, I LOVE him!"

"Arrgh... If only I could steal enough to become an honest man!"

"The award winning thriller that'll bury you with laughs."

"Leonard O'Malley - Tim"

"Peter Mullan - Andy"

"Jean Marie Coffey as Goth"

"Gary Lewis - Visitor"

"Victoria Nairn - Visitor"

"Colin McCredie - Cameron"

"Keith Allen - Hugo"

"Ken Scott - Detective Inspector McCall"

"Ewan McGregor - Alex Law"

"Christopher Eccleston - David Stevens"

"Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller"

"What's a little murder among friends?"

"I've never seen a dead body before. I saw my grandmother, of course, but I don't suppose that counts. I mean, she was alive at the time."

"[voice-over] I'm not ashamed. I've known love. I've known rejection. I'm not afraid to declare my feelings. Take trust for instance, or friendship. These are the important things in life, these are the things that matter, that help you on your way. If you can't trust your friends well, what then? What then? This could've been any city, they're all the same."

"Hello. It's been a struggle, but now the days of worry are over, the light at the end of the tunnel has expanded into a golden sunrise and at last, at long last, nothing will ever be the same again."

"I don't know why we couldn't stuff it in a mattress or put it under the floor like any normal human being. We could have hid it in the fridge."

"(speaking to Juliet Miller) But you're a doctor! You kill people every day."

"God, you two are sensitive! All I'm doing is implying some kind of ugly sordid sexual liaison. I'd be proud of that sort of thing."

"I'd like to ask you about your hobbies... Now when you sacrifice a goat and you rip its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire? Or do you just send out for a pizza?"

"When was the last time you heard these exact words: "You are the sunshine of my life"?"

"I mean this: good luck!"

"So tell me, Cameron, what on earth—just tell me, because I want to know—what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you? I mean, my first impression, and they're rarely wrong, is that you have none of the qualities that we would normally seek in a prospective flatmate. I'm talking here about things like presence, charisma, style and charm, and I don't think we're being unreasonable. Take David here, for instance: a chartered accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. The point is, I don't think you're even trying."

"Haven't we been punished enough?"

"June Whitfield - Aunt Druscilla"

"Rachel Griffiths - Arabella"

"It's right that I suffer."

"[Sue has just spurned Jude again] Promise me you'll never stop trying."

"Please don't call me a clever girl, Mr Phillotson, there are too many of us these days."

"Liam Cunningham - Phillotson"

"Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead"

"Christopher Eccleston - Jude Fawley"

"It is a difficult question for any man to answer... Whether to follow his dreams no matter what... Or to give in slowly and let life lead you where it will."

"It is a difficult question to answer... Whether to follow your dreams... Or to let life lead you where it will."

"A time without pity. A society without mercy. A love without equal."

"His world could never change... Until she became his world."

"[last lines] We are man and wife, if ever were two people on this earth."

"You're still Joseph, the dreamer of dreams. And the tragic Don Quixote. Sometimes you are a St. Stephen, who sees Heaven open up, even as they're stoning him."

"They locked me up for being out with you, so I jumped out of the window, climbed over a fence, crossed the deepest river in England and here I am!"

"Billie Whitelaw - Madame LeClerc"

"Michael Caine - Dr. Royer-Collard"

"Amelia Warner - Simone"

"This monstrous God of yours? He strung up his son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me."

"Joaquin Phoenix - Abbe du Coulmier"

"Kate Winslet - Madeleine LeClerc"