"[while Nicholas is chasing a shoplifter through the supermarket, Danny is reading the taglines of the cheap action films in the half-price bin] Supercop. Meet the cop that can't be stopped."

"[discussing why a person would wear a hat to cover his face] He's fuck-ugly."

"[seeing the vast collection of guns] By the power of Greyskull!"

"Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "ahhrgh"?"

"[after a farmer called Peter Ian Staker has phoned up about a lost swan] P.I. Staker... Right. Pisstaker! Come on!"

"[after walking into Sandford with a ton of weapons and ammo on him] Morning."

"[distracting Michael with a chunky monkey] Hey biggun'. Playtime's over."

"[after stopping Danny's swan call] That's just going to scare it."

"Sergeant Butterman, the little hand says it's time to rock and roll."

"— PC Danny Butterman"

"— Sergeant Nicholas Angel"

"They're gonna bust your arse."

"Bring the noise."

"They're bad boys. They're die hards. They're lethal weapons. They're the Fuzz."

"Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence."

"Tom Weaver: [while aiming a blunderbuss at Nicholas] You know what you are? A BLOODY BUSYBODY!"

"Sgt. Turner #2: I dunno, nobody tells me nothin'."

"PC Doris Thatcher: [after knocking Tina unconscious with a 'Slippery When Wet' sign] Nothing like a bit o' girl-on-girl."

"Sgt. Turner: Oh, Sgt. Angel, someone from London called for you. [Angel turns to face him, he is literally covered in firearms all over his black suit, he has a tooth pick in his mouth] I'll tell 'em you'll ring em back."

"Michael Armstrong AKA Lurch: Yarp."

"DC Andy Wainwright: [after a bottle of bolognaise explodes in his face] It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognaise!"

"Sgt. Turner: [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers] You really want to, process all this lot? My pen's runnin' out."

"DS Andy Wainwright: Murder, murder, murder. Change the fucking record!"

"DC Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village!"

"Sgt. Tony Fisher: [after Sgt. Angel lays out a plan of action] Very good. What he said."

"(whilst chasing Frank Butterman) PUNCH-THAT-SHIT!"

"[after watching Point Break] I won't argue that it wasn't a no-holds-barred adrenaline-fuelled thrill-ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."

"[seeing Danny's film collection] By the power of Greyskull..."

"This shit just got real!"

"[echoing line from Shaun Of The Dead] What's the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?"

"[after the village doctor is shot in the foot] You're a doctor. Deal with it!"

"Frank Oz - Mr. Collins"

"Don McKillop - Inspector Villiers"

"Michael Carter - Gerard Bringsley"

"John Woodvine - Dr. J. S. Hirsch"

"Jenny Agutter — Nurse Alex Price"

"Griffin Dunne — Jack Goodman"

"David Naughton — David Kessler"

"A masterpiece of terror."

"Something different."

"From the director of Animal House... Comes a different kind of animal."

"Little boy: A naked American man stole my balloons."

"If the villagers believe that Jack Goodman was killed by a werewolf, why shouldn't David? And then it follows, that if he survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn't he himself become a werewolf at the next full moon? Oh, I don't mean running about on all fours and howling at the moon; but, in such a deranged state he might harm himself. Perhaps other people."

"[while transforming] I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack!"

"Brenda Cavendish - Judith Browns"

"Geoffrey Burridge - Harry Berman"

"Will Leighton - Joseph"

"Frank Singuineau - Ted"

"Sydney Bromley - Alf"

"Paul Kember - Sergeant McManus"