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"Barry Cryer: "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Flakes.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Fried Bread Of Heaven." (Jack: "They liked you at the beginning, didn't they?")"
"Omid Djalili: "Stand By All-Bran.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Still in the Welsh, We'll Kipper Welcome In The Hillside.""
"Barry Cryer: "Fry Me A Liver.""
"Omid Djalili: "Muffin Compares 2U.""
"Barry Cryer: "Stuck On The Griddle With You.""
"Graeme Garden: "Hey-Hey, We're Having A Pot Of Tea.""
"Omid Djalili: "I Sniffed A Grill and I licked it.""
"Barry Cryer: "Regrets, I've had a brew, but then again Typhoo to mention.""
"Graeme Garden: "It's My Pot Of Tea and I'll cry if I want to.""
"Omid Djalili: "Big Grills Don't Fry.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "The Crumpet Voluntary.""
"Graeme Garden: "A Ricicle Made For Two.""
"Omid Djalili: "Kedgeree And Ivory... I had to sing it! Are we allowed to sing these?" (Jack: "Absolutely, yes...")"
"Omid Djalili: "Granola Gay.""
"Omid Djalili: "Smoothie Operator.""
"Omid Djalili: "Hit The Toast, Rack.""
"Graeme Garden: "Here Comes the Bribe.""
"John Finnemore: "Stop in the Name of Section 16 of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994.""
"Tony Hawks: "QC in the Sky with Diamonds.""
"Susan Calman: "It Started With a Writ.""
"Tony Hawks: "Last Night a DJ Sued My Wife.""
"Susan Calman: "Summ-on Eileen.""
"Graeme Garden: "Call Your Mother. Call your mother!""
"Tony Hawks: "You Can Leave Your Wig On.""
"John Finnemore: "M'lud, M'lud, Glorious M'lud.""
"Tony Hawks: "She's got Affidavit's Eyes.""
"Susan Calman: "If you like it, you should have put an electronic tag on it.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Audi You Do What You Do To Me?""
"Barry Cryer: "Luck Be a Lada Tonight.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Dipstick On Your Collar.""
"Rory Bremner: "Highway To Hull.""
"Barry Cryer: "Fiddler on the Roof Rack.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Can't love you 'cos Your Fiat's Too Big.""
"Barry Cryer: "My Old Man's a Datsun.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "I Don't Like Mondeos.""
"Barry Cryer: "Itsy-Bitsy-Teeny-Weeny-Yellow-Polka-Dot-Lamborghini.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're a Dormobile.""
"Rory Bremner: "Daewoo come and me wanna go home.""
"Barry Cryer: "Citroen on the Dock of the Bay.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Up on the Roof, that's where you left the bloody shopping!""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Lorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word.""
"Rory Bremner: "If you liked it, you should've put a wheelclamp on it.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "It's fun to stay at the D.V.L.A.""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Hyundai Will Always Love You.""
"Fred MacAulay: "Living Next Door To Alec.""
"Tony Hawks: "Can You Feel The Forth?""
"Susan Calman: "Like A Sturgeon.""
"Barry Cryer: "Fly Me To Dunoon.""