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April 10, 2026
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"Chloe Pirrie - Andromache"
"Joseph Mawle - Odysseus"
"Johnny Harris - Agamemnon"
"Aimee-Ffion Edwards - Cassandra"
"David Threlfall - Priam"
"Hakeem Kae-Kazim - Zeus"
"Chris Fisher - Deiphobus"
"Bella Dayne - Helen of Troy"
"Tracey Ullman as Various"
"Angela Merkel: [singing] I thought they were my friends I thought that we were cool Now I'm like the schlummy dummy no-one likes at school Behind my back they're laughing Especially the Brits They're like, "Angela, whatever." Those stupid Brexit shits On the refugees I acted The moment when I ask for help they all gang up on me All on my own Here I am All on my own Who gives a damn? Ratings at an all time low Oh, man, it makes me blue Oh, Birgit, baby, be a buddy Tell me vhat to do Birgit: Don't let those schweine get you down They do not have a clue You're the EU anchor EU banker That's why they hate you Angela Merkel: Too true! Birgit: We've always worked things out Since we were oh so small Angela Merkel: So small! Birgit: Dreaming of another life on the right side of the wall Angela Merkel: I used to be so va-va-voom It all was so light-hearted Now when I walk into a room it's like, "Mein Gott, who farted?" All on my own [Birgit: No, you're not, my Chancellorette. Here I am] All on my own [Birgit: Nein, nein. Here I am I give a damn] Up scheisse creek with no paddle They've brought me to my knees So now it's just the two of us Birgit: And a million refugees"
"Angela Merkel: [singing] My economists told me we'd be talking a week I said, darling, all these figures, to me it's all Greek Everybody, everywhere wants some money And they wonder why we Germans don't find things funny If you bail out a nation you expect a little gratitude But let me tell you, baby, all you get's a lot of attitude One long, never-ending economic wreck At the end of which is Germany signing every cheque I'm a honey with the money and, honey, it ain't funny When the honey with the money has to shell out all the money And it's funny how the countries that suddenly need the money And whose idea was the Eurozone? [Angela scats] Far, far, far on the autobahn [Angela scats] Neunundneunzig Luftballons The pain in Spain gives me a migraine They exploit us all in Portugal Go to Slovakia, they just attack-ia When you're hanging out with Putin, don't put your foot in, Or else Putin will put his boot in There's an inner Putin, Vladimir Putin Mamma Mia don't mess in Crimea Crimea, Crimea Cry me a river, what are you going to do? Birgit: Sing! Sing! Angela Merkel: I like soul and R&B Crowd: And Eurovision secretly Angela Merkel: I speak Russian fluently Crowd: Good accent apparently Angela Merkel: Got a degree in chemistry Crowd: At Leipzig University Angela Merkel: I've never taken LSD Crowd: But she drinks beer occasionally Angela Merkel: Favourite sandwich, BLT Angela Merkel: Her middle name is Dorothy Angela Merkel: Eins, zwei, drei, vier Get me an Uber over here Ja."
"Mark Rylance - Thomas Cromwell"
"Mathieu Amalric - Eustace Chapuys"
"Joanne Whalley - Catherine of Aragon"
"Bernard Hill - Thomas Howard, Duke of Norfolk"
"Tom Holland - Gregory Cromwell"
"Kate Phillips - Jane Seymour"
"Jonathan Pryce - Cardinal Thomas Wolsey"
"Thomas Brodie-Sangster - Ralph Sadler"
"Claire Foy - Anne Boleyn"
"Anton Lesser - Thomas More"
"Mark Gatiss - Stephen Gardiner"
"Damian Lewis - King Henry VIII"
"Jim Broadbent - Scottie"
"Edward Holcroft - Alex Turner"
"Charlotte Rampling - Frances"
"Ben Whishaw - Danny Holt"
"Joshua McGuire - Isaac Wengrow, Freddie's assistant"
"Peter Capaldi - Randall Brown, Head of news (season 2)"
"Tom Burke - Bill Kendall, from the Uncovered crew"
"Anna Chancellor - Lix Storm, journalist"
"Oona Castilla Chaplin - Marnie Madden, Hector's wife"
"Anton Lesser - Clarence Fendley, Head of news (season 1)"
"Romola Garai - Isobel "Bel" Rowley, producer of The Hour"
"Ben Whishaw - Frederick "Freddie" Lyon, journalist"
"Dominic West - Hector Madden, frontman and journalist"
"Andy Nyman - Winston Churchill (series 1)"
"Ned Dennehy as Charlie Strong"
"Richard McCabe - Winston Churchill (series 2)"
"Sophie Rundle - Ada Thorne, née Shelby"
"Joe Cole - John Shelby"
"Aimee-Ffion Edward - Esme Shelby, née Lee"
"David Dawson - Roberts (series 1)"
"Paul Anderson - Arthur Shelby Jnr"
"Noah Taylor - Derby Sabini (series 2)"
"Iddo Goldberg - Freddie Thorne (series 1)"
"Annabell Wallis - Grace Burgess"
"Tom Hardy - Alfie Solomons (series 2)"
"Charlotte Riley - May Carleton (series 2)"
"Finn Cole - Michael Gray (series 2)"