"Connor Gibson is not the man we are coming to know. He is a warrior. A very decorated and specialized warrior, known in the shadow world of government killers for his wet work with the CIA. Targeted killing is his forte, and I am his mark. He's here at the behest of Weyland International. Sent here by the fascists from the outside because they think I've gained too much power. They fitted him with a strap, and he hangs around their waist like a hatchet. There's a helicopter ride to freedom waiting for him at the finish line. Tell me, Sergeant, am I wrong?"

"Death Race is for sociopathic killers. You gotta have gravel in your guts. You have to live for the smell of motor oil and high octane fuel. You gotta love the sound of rubber on asphalt, and the taste of blood in your mouth. And when you go to sleep at night, I mean that deep REM sleep, the sound of bullets whizzing past your head should give you comfort."

"Don't pick a fight with Godzilla 'cause you think you know how to throw a punch. Sleep on it. You still want Death Race tomorrow... we'll talk."

"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."

"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."

"Mary Woronov as Jane "Calamity Jane" Kelly"

"Roberta Collins as Matilda "The Hun""

"Don Steele as Junior Bruce (race announcer)"

"Joyce Jameson as Grace Pander (race announcer)"

"Sandy McCallum as Mr. President"

"Paul Laurence as Special Agent"

"Marci Miller as Annie Sullivan, Frankenstein's proxy"

"Burt Grinstead as Jed Perfectus, a genetically engineered athlete who sees himself as the perfect driver"

"Nicholas Aaron - Johnny Law"

"Yancy Butler as Alexis Hamilton, a former network producer who leads a resistance group"

"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"

"Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!"

"Yennis Cheung - Rose "Gypsy Rose""

"That's right, race fans! We are moments away from the starting gun, and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. The fifth installment of the great American tradition. Does it get any better than this?"

"Zach McGowan - Connor Gibson"

"[describing Gibson to Goldberg for Baltimore Bob] Connor Gibson. In for felony... whatever. Two counts, six counts, who's counting? He's in here with the rest of us. I wish I had a few more b-bullet points for you, but he's a question mark."

"Danny Glover - Bob "Baltimore Bob""

"No one's gonna shed a tear for Nazi Bastard and his nasty little Fräulein. I mean, boo-hoo. It's not a real loss to the planet Earth. Four drivers remain. Frankenstein and Gipsy Rose have opened up a big lead on Johnny Law and Connor Gibson."

"Fred Koehler - "Lists""

"Danny Trejo - Goldberg"

"Velislav Pavlov - "Frankenstein""

"Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!"

"I can't believe what I just saw. Connor Gibson jumped the bridge, putting him right back in the thick of it. This bloodsucker's got game. Mmm."

"Christine Marzano - Jane"

"All right, all right! This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track! Do I hear the sound of engines? It's Calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, ornery stud bull!"

"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""

"Cassie Clare - Bexie"

"Anessa Ramsey as Tammy "The Terrorist", a religious cult leader"

"Pierre Paolo Goya Kobashigawa as Chi Wapp, Minerva's proxy"

"Sebastian Llosa as Steve, a civilian who watches the Death Race in VR through Annie's POV"

"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"

"Darla McDonell as Rhonda Bainbridge"

"Nine drivers remain as we enter the Deadlands. Frankenstein, Connor Gibson and Gipsy Rose lead the pack. Buckle up, bitches. The asphalt is running red, and we're just getting warmed up. Stage two: the Deadlands."

"Roger Rook as Radio Operator"

"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"

"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."

"John Landis as Mechanic"

"Terence Maynard - Valentine"

"Wendy Dio as Blonde Masseuse"

"Leslie McRay as Cleopatra (Nero's navigator)"

"My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the World Crash of '79 to serve you as best I could. Never before in history have masses forgone all comfort, so that the spirit of genius might thrive and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege. And now, my children, the drivers are ready. The world is waiting. Once more, I give you what you want."

"Welcome to Death Race, streaming live on the Dark Web to over 54 million viewers on 250 live camera feeds. This is the ultimate in vehicular carnage, uncut and totally rad. Stage one: the air field."

"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"

"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"