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April 10, 2026
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"Houston Tumlin - Walker Bobby"
"Amy Adams - Susan"
"Leslie Bibb - Carley Bobby"
"Jane Lynch - Lucy Bobby"
"Michael Clarke Duncan - Lucius Washington"
"Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard"
"John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton, Jr."
"Gary Cole - Reese Bobby"
"Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby"
"You don't have to be quick to be fast."
"No One Can Handle The Curves, The Speed, The Heat, Like Ricky Bobby."
"The story of a man who could only count to #1."
"Chip: As Thor said to Loki, "When you roll the dice, you pay the price.""
"Opening title card: America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936."
"Kyle: [about the jazz music] Sounds like someone made a tape of somethin' dying or something!"
"Hershell: [about the jazz music] I want this music out of my head!"
"Bill Weber: Ricky Bobby wins! You'll never see anything like that in a hundred lifetimes! It was completely illegal and in no way will count, but, man, that was something!"
"Bill Weber: We'd like to thank you for joining us for NBC's coverage of NASCAR. Coming up next, it's "Ice Dancing To The Hits Of Motown"!"
"Announcer at Racetrack: [after Girard completes a successful lap] Ladies and gentlemen, that is a new track record. As it stands now, Jean Girard is sitting on the pole - which is, of course, a statement of fact and in no way a comment on the driver's sexual orientation."
"Carley, Cal, Walker, Texas Ranger: Jenga!"
"Carley Bobby: [about Walker and Texas Ranger] If we wanted us some wussies, we would have named them 'Dr. Quinn' and 'Medicine Woman', okay?"