"Take him away and kill him... slowly. [Guards start walking away with Dug really slowly] No! I meant take him away at normal speed and kill him slowly! Idiots!"

"It turns out your tribe were totally crap at football."

"If we play this game and beat them at it, we can have our valley back."

"If we win, we keep our valley. You leave my tribe in peace."

"Let them rot in the badlands."

"Where have you been, the Stone Age?"

"An adventure o1 million years in the making."

"(repeated line) We challenge the champions!"

"You know we always hunt rabbits? Couldn't we try hunting something, you know, bigger?"

"The greatest underdog story in prehistory."

"David Cromarty – Football Spector"

"Kevin Matadeen – Crowd"

"Luke Walton – Hügelgraber"

"Rob Brydon – Message Bird, Brian, Bryan, and Gonad the Gaul"

"Nick Park – Hognob"

"Miriam Margolyes – Queen Oofeefa"

"Kayvan Novak – Dino and Jurgend"

"Mark Williams – Barry"

"Gina Yashere – Gravelle"

"Johnny Vegas – Asbo"

"Richard Ayoade – Treebor"

"Selina Griffiths – Magma"

"Simon Greenall – Eemak and Thongo"

"Tom Hiddleston – Lord Nooth"

"Maisie Williams – Goona"

"Eddie Redmayne – Dug"

"Jaime Aymerich – Trevor Spanish"

"Timothy Spall – Chief Bobnar"

"Meet Dug and Hognob. History's first besties."

"Richard Webber – Grubup"

"Yeah. It's a little epic."

"Bomb Emoji: What's he doing?"

"Nerd Emoji: Alex made an appointment at the phone store."

"Dizzy Face: He’s making the wrong face!"

"An emoji should only be one thing."

"Spam: Hi! It's so good to see you again! Call me!"

"[last line of the film; while she plays cards with the other emojis] Go fish."