"[to Frollo; angrily] No! You listen! All my life, you've told me the world is a dark, cruel place! But now I see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you!"

"We've done it, Esmeralda! We've beaten them back! Come and see!"

"What? What am I supposed to do? Go out there and rescue the girl from the-from the jaws of death, and the whole town will cheer like I'm some kind of a hero?! She already has her knight in shining armor, and it's not me! [sighs] Frollo was right. Frollo was right about everything. I'm tired of trying to be something that I'm not."

"Look. I appreciate what you're all trying to do, but let's not fool ourselves. Ugliest face in all Paris, remember? I don't think I'm her type."

"At sunset, I ring the evening mass, and after that, I clean the cloisters, and then I ring the vespers, and-- [Esmerelda kisses him on the cheek] Whatever's good for you."

"I'm sorry, master. I will never disobey you again."

"Thanks for the encouragement. But you're all forgetting one big thing. [Gargoyles: What?] My master, Frollo."

"If I picked a day to fly, oh, this would be it! The Festival of Fools! It will be fun. The jugglers, and music, and dancing..."

"You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules."

"It's time to go to work, baby."

"Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody."

"Thomas Haden Church — Deputy Quigley"

"Howie Long — Jack"

"Jon Lovitz — Jay Peterson"

"David Arquette — Gus"

"Kevin Pollak — Deputy Quigley"

"Ice-T — Hamilton"

"Christian Slater — Hanson"

"Courteney Cox — Cybil Waingrow"

"Kevin Costner — Thomas J. Murphy"

"Bokeem Woodbine — Franklin"

"Kurt Russell — Michael Zane"

"Either quit smoking or get a new lighter."

"I didn't leave Jesse with a stranger. I left him with you."

"I don't know what it is with those sideburns. I mean, I glued mine on. For you it's an actual lifestyle choice."

"[last lines] You recognize me now? I recognize you."

"You want karma, asshole?"

""We worked with a guy called Dr. Stuart Smith from UCLA and he’s an Egyptologist. He put all this stuff on tape for us and it’s kind of the closest we can come to what we think the actual language sounded like. It’s like ancient Latin. When we speak Latin now we think it’s what it sounded like, but we’re not really sure. The problem with a lot of this Egyptian stuff is words like ‘look out’ become like 10 lines. Steve would go, ‘No, no, no. Lose the first four words. Say that word and then say the last word.’ So basically, I’d end up making the stuff up."

"[narrating] Five thousand years ago, a fierce warrior known as the Scorpion King led a great army on a campaign to conquer the known world. After a vicious campaign that lasted seven long years, the Scorpion King and his army were defeated and driven deep into the sacred desert of Ahm Shere. One by one, they slowly perished under the scorching sun, until only the great warrior himself was left alive. Near death, the Scorpion King made a pact with the dark god Anubis, that if Anubis would spare his life and let him conquer his enemies, he would give him his soul. Anubis accepted his offer and spared his life. Anubis gave the Scorpion King command of his army, and like an evil flood, they washed away all that lay before them. When his task was done, Anubis forced the Scorpion King to serve him for all time. His army was returned to the sands from whence they came, where they wait, silently, to be awakened once again."

"Folks, knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment."

"Dwayne Johnson - The Scorpion King"

"Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Lock-Nah"

"Patricia Velasquez - Meela Nais / Anck-Su-Namun"

"Alun Armstrong - Baltus Hafez, the cult leader"

"Arnold Vosloo - High Priest Imhotep"

"Oded Fehr - Ardeth Bey"

"John Hannah - Jonathan Carnahan"

"Freddie Boath - Alexander "Alex" O'Connell"

"Rachel Weisz - Evelyn "Evy" Carnahan O'Connell/Princess Nefertiri"

"Brendan Fraser - Richard "Rick" O'Connell"

"The most powerful force on Earth is about to be unleashed by the two people who should know better."

"He will rise again."

"Adventure is reborn."

"Whatever it is, whatever you want, O'Connell, I don't care! Every time I hook up with you, I get shot! Last time I got shot in the arse. I'm in mourning for my arse!"

"Prepare to meet... Mr. Angry Eyes!"

"Jeff Pidgeon as Squeeze Toy Aliens and Mr. Spell"

"Andrew Stanton as Evil Emperor Zurg"

"Joe Ranft as Wheezy (speaking voice)"

"Jonathan Harris as Geri the Cleaner"