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"Lana Parrilla - Angie Ordonez"
"Charlie Sheen - Charlie Crawford"
"Heather Locklear - Caitlin Moore"
"Alexander Chaplin - James Hobert"
"Victoria Dillard - Janelle Cooper"
"Jennifer Esposito - Stacey Paterno"
"Connie Britton - Nikki Faber"
"Michael Boatman - Carter Heywood"
"Alan Ruck - Stuart Bondeck"
"Richard Kind - Paul Lassiter"
"Barry Bostwick - Mayor Randall Winston"
"Michael J. Fox - Mike Flaherty"
"Drew Carey as Himself"
"Cynthia Watros as Kellie Newmark"
"John Carroll Lynch as Steve Carey"
"Craig Ferguson as Nigel Algernon Wick"
"Christa Miller as Kate O'Brien"
"Ryan Stiles as Lewis Kiniski"
"Kathy Kinney as Mimi Bobeck"
"Diedrich Bader as Oswald Lee Harvey"
"Anne-Marie Martin — Dori Doreau"
"Harrison Page — Captain Trunk"
"David Rasche — Sledge Hammer"
"Jackie Debatin – Mandy (Season 8)"
"Jonathan: Gordon's twin brother (son)"
"Kyle (son)"
"Gracie (daughter)"
"Ruby (daughter)"
"Cheryl (wife)"
"Mo Collins – Emily (Seasons 7–8)"
"Mitch Rouse – Ryan Gibson, Dana's husband (Seasons 4–6, guest season 8)"
"Conner Rayburn – Kyle, Jim & Cheryl's son (Guest seasons 1–3, Main seasons 4–8)"
"Billi Bruno – Gracie, Jim & Cheryl's daughter"
"Taylor Atelian – Ruby, Jim & Cheryl's daughter"
"Larry Joe Campbell – Andy, Cheryl's brother"
"Kimberly Williams-Paisley – Dana Gibson, Cheryl's sister (Seasons 1–7, guest season 8)"
"Courtney Thorne-Smith – Cheryl, Jim's wife"
"Jim Belushi – Jim"
"(on school) All you have to remember is listen for the bell. The first time the bell rings, you sit down. The second time the bell rings, you stand up. In between, that's the teacher's problem."
"Miss Collins: Oh? Then she and Rerun have a lot in common."
"Roger: Miss Collins? Would you keep an eye on my mother? Go easy on her because she hasn't studied in years."
"Rerun: No, she's not, and I'm gonna fail again. All she ever puts on her tests are questions."
"Roger: Mama, she's a good teacher."
"Dee: Look, you're the oldest one here and you don't see us laughing."
"Mama: I'm gonna be the oldest one there, and you know they're gonna laugh at me."
"I can't eat jackass meat without ketchup!"
"Dee: She knows me."
"Roger: How is Mama gonna find out?"
"I'm not Amy Carter. I have to work for a living."
"Dee: (reading the underground newspaper) "Principal Bradley smells badly." You're gonna get in trouble from Mama."