"Dee: (reading the underground newspaper) "Principal Bradley smells badly." You're gonna get in trouble from Mama."

"Roger: How is Mama gonna find out?"

"Dee: She knows me."

"Mama: I'm gonna be the oldest one there, and you know they're gonna laugh at me."

"Dee: Look, you're the oldest one here and you don't see us laughing."

"Roger: Mama, she's a good teacher."

"Rerun: No, she's not, and I'm gonna fail again. All she ever puts on her tests are questions."

"[repeated line] Hey, HEY, hey!"

"If you don't tell me who sprung the leak, you'll be expelled for at least a week. -Nipsey Russell on The Match Game"

"[repeated line; screams bloody murder] WHAT'S HAPPENI-I-I-I-I-ING?!?!?!?!"