"You're a goddamn fucking fighter, aren't you? I like that. I can see that. You come here trying to be all pretty for me, but really, you remind me... of a dog. Of an English pit bull dog... with sex appeal. And... a very Jewish nose."

"Fuck off, teenagers!"

"I don't understand, but... I'm sexy, right?"

"Allan Henry – Kong and Skar King Mo-Cap Services"

"I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg."

"[Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them? [She slaps his face]"

"Sean Penn - Jack Holden"

"– Talk Show Announcer"

"Annie Potts — Janine"

"— Mayor Peck"

"Ernie Hudson — Winston"

"For most of human civilization, we believed that life could only exist on the surface of our planet. What else were we wrong about?"

"Logan Kim — Podcast"

"Bill Murray — Peter"

"For centuries, there was harmony. The Titans were the guardians of nature, and the Great Apes became the protectors of humanity."

"Dan Aykroyd — Ray"

"We might be looking at a second ice age."

"Paul Rudd — Gary"

"Your veins turn to rivers of ice. Your bones crack. And the last thing you see is your own tear ducts freezing up."

"Mckenna Grace — Phoebe"

"We've all had experiences and encounters with the unknown. And the unexplainable. Here we pay top dollar for your possessed possessions."

"Patton Oswalt — Dr. Wartzki"

"This world has more secrets than we could possibly imagine."

"The parables tell of an unimaginable evil commanding an army of ghosts, with the power to kill by fear itself."

"We're the Ghostbusters. We stay and fight for this place."

"Suit up. Shoot anything that looks terrifying."

"If there's something strange, if there's something weird, who are people gonna call?"

"Hold on to your ass!"

"[sees the Skar King's handprint on a wall] That's not Kong. That's something else."

"He won't be alone (or He won’t be on his own)."