"Who sneezed?! Who the fuck sneezed?! [Walks up to crew man] Kike-nosed, hymie-hole piece of mongoloid shit! I see you! Oh, I see you right there you little shylock dickface! Wipe your nose again! Wipe your little hook nose again, you menorah motherfucker! [Walks back to stage] Now, does anybody else here need to sneeze?! Huh?! Does anyone here need to fuck this scene in the ass?! Camera! And sound!"

"Morphine, opium, ether, heroin, coke. And Louis XIV sat on that."

"My last idea is the best."

"Today's white audiences want Negroes in their pictures. Negro music, Negro voices."

"Did you know Michelangelo painted the entire Sistine Chapel on his back?"

"[On the phone, after seeing "The Jazz Singer"] Jack? It's Manny. Everything's about to change."

"We'll serve sandwiches in the shape of her face!"

"This is not a low art!"

"Do you think she swings both ways?"

"[To an actress on set] Is that gum? Are you fucking kidding me? What's wrong with you? [Actress opens mouth and Ruth takes it with bare hand]"

"[Singing] There's a pet I like to pet..."

"I think you've got the cameras pointing in the wrong direction."

"The Jersey thing doesn't work anymore. Today's audiences find her pornographic. She's been hanging around Jim McKay's casinos like a half-wit. She owes gambling debts all over town. And she sounds like a donkey."

"[On Nellie] Do you think she swings both ways?"

"Noah's Ark, why? Because it's raining so much?"

"[Singing] There's one pet I like to pet. Every evening we get set. I stroke it. Every chance I get. It's my girl's. Pussy. Seldom plays and never purrs. And I love. The thoughts it stirs. But I don't mind. Because it's hers. It's my girl's pussy. 'Cause I'll do anything. For my sweet pet. She works me to a sweat. And that's hard to do. I must first. Remove my gloves. When stroking my girl's. Pussy."

"I was thinking, you make a movie about him, and in it, you make him full-fledged retard."

"[Pointing at Nellie dancing] Her! Whoever she is."

"You! I've been looking all over for you. We got a serious fucking situation."

"So, do you like warm syrup or do you let the pancakes do that?"

"[After Jane Thornton overdoses on cocaine] Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!"

"Maddalena Vallecchi Williams as Krav Maga Trainer"

"Dora Romano as Maria AKA 'Aunt Esmeralda'"

"Sophia Nomvete as Jenny"