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"You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley."
"An epic tale on a tiny scale."
"Damage. Lots and lots of damage."
"Find their weak spot."
"Come on, let's get inside."
"Well, lucky you."
"You haven't seen him, have you?"
"We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here."
"Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?"
"Find them!"
"Well, do I look like a begonia?"
"Get them, you idiots!"
"Adios, loser!"
"Yeah. The finish line."
"Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!"
"Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know."
"[After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no..."
"I love going Commando!"
"[not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!"
"A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!"
"Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?"
"What's in a gnome?"
"I saw it first!"
"[While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em."
""Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?"
"[shouts] I'm not delicate!"
"[Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes."
"[To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere."
"Tybalt, you just crossed the line!"
"Nice greenhouse, eh?"
"Well, this isn't my greenhouse."
"Who's your gnomie?"
"Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it."
"John Todd - Dancer (credited)"
"Maurissa Horwitz - Call Me Doll"
"Neil McCaul - Conjoined Gnome Right"
"Julio Bonet - Mankini Gnome"
"Tim Bentinck - Conjoined Gnome Left"
"James Daniel Wilson as Fishing Gnome"
"Julia Braams - Stone Fish"
"Dolly Parton - Dolly Gnome"
"Kelly Asbury - Red Goon Gnomes"
"Richard Wilson - Mr. Capulet"
"Julie Walters - Ms. Montague"
"Hulk Hogan - Terrafirminator V.O."
"Jim Cummings - Featherstone"
"Ozzy Osbourne - Fawn"