Gnomeo & Juliet

"[Practicing flirting with Juliet] Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes."

"Well, I grabbed it first, but if you want it, come get it."

"Who's your gnomie?"

"Well, this isn't my greenhouse."

"Nice greenhouse, eh?"

"Tybalt, you just crossed the line!"

"[To Juliet, after she tells him to leave] I'm not going anywhere."

"[shouts] I'm not delicate!"

""Who's your gnomie?" [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?"

"[While Paris serenades her badly; sarcastically] Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em."

"I saw it first!"

"What's in a gnome?"

"Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it?"

"A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!"

"[not seen, but voice heard] Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. [Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume] Hello!"

"I love going Commando!"

"[After seeing Ms. Montague order the Kitten Clipper instead of the Terrafirminator; shocked] Not the Kitten Clipper?! Oh no..."

"Oh, please, please, my friends. Tell me something I don't already know."

"Well, Benny. I didn't think it was possible, but your mouth is getting even bigger than your hat!"

"Yeah. The finish line."

"Adios, loser!"

"Get them, you idiots!"

"Well, do I look like a begonia?"

"Find them!"

"Juliet, you're not allowed off your pedestal. What are you doing out in the alley?"

"We're looking for a blue gnome. Yeah, he's an ugly little fella. Got a scratch right here."

"You haven't seen him, have you?"

"Well, lucky you."

"Come on, let's get inside."

"Find their weak spot."

"Damage. Lots and lots of damage."

"Such a big hat, for such a small gnome."

"You boys fancy a little bit of fun? Let's take this baby out into the alley."

"We're gonna have a smashing time!"

"Well, if it isn't little big-hat Benny. Mess with our garden, will ya?"

"Ooh, that felt good."

"You wouldn't attack an unarmed gnome, would ya?"

"You don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick, do ya? What wall?"

"Oh, that wall."

"[when Juliet leaves for the flower] TAKE CARE! I'LL TELL YOUR DAD YOU'RE DOING YOUR HAIR!"

"I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is."

"Oh, I'm sure scared!"

"Chocolates in stranger, chocolates in stranger..."

"Juliet's in danger?!"

"Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them, but I'm gonna 'cause I wanna, and here they are."

"William Shakespeare: [Upon noticing the huge explosion in the background; smug] Told you so!"

"An epic tale on a tiny scale."

"Every day they sit and wait. But when we're away their adventure begins."

"A timeless feud. A forbidden love. An epic battle."

"A little adventure goes a lawn way."