"That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons. HOW DO I KNOW THIS?!"

"BLACK MAMBA!!! That's a black mamba! A quarter milligram of its venom is enough to kill an adult. You'll feel a tingling in your mouth and extremities, followed by a fever, foaming at the mouth, and ataxia, which means loss of muscle control. HOW DO I KNOW THAT?!"

"Oh, no. You got allergies, Spencer? Huh? I DON'T HAVE THE TOP TWO FEET OF MY BODY!"

"Yes. Cake is my weakness."

"That sucks."

"I'm too pretty."

"I'll be Shelly Oberon, the curvy genius."

"Does anyone know how to do CPR?"

"ZOOLOGY, BITCH!!!"

"Now flirt like our lives depend on it, 'cause they do."

"Remember, you're the missing piece."

"Go get that girl, Dr. Bravestone."

"What do you mean, there's nothing there? It's a map, just like he said. It's a map of Jumanji."

"Oh, so you can't see this, but I can?"

"The fact that I'm not Instagraming this right now is insane."

"NO! I'm an overweight middle aged man."

"Hey, guys, this does not look like a piece of a map."

"I want Alex to come home, too."

"Wait a second, where's my phone?"

"Where's the rest of me?"

"Maybe we're all in a coma."

"YOU DROPPED THE JEWEL?!"

"When you see me, begin the climb."

"When you see the elephant, begin the climb."

"That is insane."

"That was so intense, I, like, can't even with this place."

"[Ruby Roundhouse: I feel like I'm wearing a bikini at school.] I did that once. They sent me to the office. Noah likes it when I show some skin. It's like the key to our relationship."

"Guys, I think it's a staring contest."

"Dr. Smolder Bravestone."

"Oh, my god, these things are crazy!"

"Later, dude."

"You pick a character and you're that person in the game."

"It's a lot easier to be brave when you've got lives to spare. It's a lot harder when you only have one life."

"See you later, Bravestone."