"Money is not life's report card. Being successful doesn't mean anything in and of itself. It just means that you're successful. But that doesn't mean that you're happy."

"Bayne Gibby – Casey Kelly"

"Laura Marano – Diana Greenway"

"Marietta DePrima – Miss Patty"

"Siobhan Fallon Hogan - Wanda"

"Alex Manette - Colin"

"Tilda Swinton - Eva Khatchadourian"

"John C. Reilly - Franklin Plaskett"

"Ezra Miller - Kevin Khatchadourian"

"It's like this: you wake and watch TV, get in your car and listen to the radio you go to your little jobs or little school, but you don't hear about that on the 6 o'clock news, why? 'Cause nothing is really happening, and you go home and watch some more TV and maybe it's a fun night and you go out and watch a movie. I mean it's got so bad that half the people on TV, inside the TV, they're watching TV. What are these people watching, people like me?"

"Ashley Gerasimovich - Celia Khatchadourian"

"Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley"

"Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone"

"Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon"

"Kevin Hart as Franklin "Moose" Finbar"

"The goal for you. I'll recite in verse. Return the jewel and lift the curse. If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name."

"Who plays board games anymore?"

"Hello, doctor. Been a long time. I believe you have something that belong to me."

"Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse"

"Welcome to Jumanji, Nigel Billingsley at your service."

"You gotta connect the flight control rod to the swashplate under the rotors!"

"Guys, I've been trying to cross this canyon for, like, 20 years. Do you realize how huge this is? [Gets bitten in the neck by mosquito] Mosquito– [Collapses]"

"You know, I just keep thinking about my poor parents– what they must have been through. Why? Because I was sitting in my hideout, too afraid to finish the game?"

"Maybe we should take the school bus."

"Nick Jonas as Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough"

"Seaplane McDonough reporting for duty. Let's go, people."

"I'm so stoked you guys are here."

"Does "phone" mean something different in the future?"

"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: What if we didn't go back? I just– I like being like this with you.] Then let's be like this, every day. Just come home."

"Hey! Person walking!"

"Are you gonna help. Or are you too pretty?"

"Venom's my weakness."

"Guess I'm Ruby Roundhouse."

"You are the badass."

"I'm into you too, Spencer."

"[Franklin "Moose" Finbar: Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish?] He's the guy who built this place. [Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Wait, you mean other people have been stuck here, too?] Yeah, I mean, This is Alan Parrish's house, I'm just living in it."

"Bobby Cannavale as Russel Van Pelt"

"Wait, what happens if we use up all our lives?"

"Do you guys like to dance?"

"Oh, my god, we're in different people's bodies!"

"Guys, how are we gonna get home?"

"Why am I wearing half a shirt and short shorts in the JUNGLE?"

"Dance fighting? Is that even a thing?"

"Did she twisted her ankle maybe?"