"Looks like someone forgot to invite me. Well, don't be expecting Mal, she's uh... not feeling herself. Does that make you sad? Oh, does it just ruin everything? Mindless little drones! How could you forget what she did to us?! How could you forget that I was supposed to be your Queen?!"

"There's this thing that looks like a furry rock called a 'coconut', and fish so big you can dance on their backs,and they've been keeping it all for themselves."

"I am a god! I don't belong here!"

"That's my girl."

"(To the Aurodonians) When you guys try to destroy the world... it's an error in judgment. But when it's one of us... lock them up and throw away the key."

"I'm engaged!"

"Am I invited to the wedding?"

"Dove Cameron – Mal, daughter of Maleficent and Hades"

"I love you Mal."

"I don't know who's birthday it is, but I want this cake."

"I'm so tired of pretending, where's my happy ending?"

"You are gonna rock that crown!"

"(to Mal when she gets turned into a hag by Audrey) You aged beautifully."

"We can always go back to hating each other when this is over."

"We could try to be friends. Put our history behind us, and celebrate our differences."

"Get off my bike, Hook!"

"(to Hades) You wanna make up for being a lousy dad?"

"Mal- Really cause for 16 Years I had nothing and now I have a whole world and unless I get that ember its game over"

"Found her diary. And dang, did you ruin Audrey's life."

"I've already made like a thousand sketches of your wedding dress."

"Auradon. It's beautiful, isn't it? I'm Mal, daughter of Maleficent. And this is my home. It wasn't always. I was born on the Isle of the Lost, where all of the villains had been banished, locked away for good. That is until Prince Ben decided that their children should have a chance. And so, four villain kids, the V.K.'s, came to Auradon, including me. Long story short, Ben is the king now, I'm his girlfriend, and we are about to head back to the Isle to pick what will hopefully be a long line of new V.K.'s who get to come to Auradon and find their happily ever afters, too."

"Dylan Playfair – Gil, son of Gaston"

"(to Mal) I feel like I’ve known you my whole life and did I mention I'm in love with you."

"(to Ben) I do not want to take away your dream because it was so beautiful and it's why I fell in love with you."

"Zachary Gibson – Doug, son of Dopey the Dwarf"

"Jedidiah Goodacre – Prince Chad Charming, the son of Cinderella and Prince Charming"

"Cheyenne Jackson - Hades"

"Adam Godley - Jonathan Powell"

"Shouldn't we be thinking about taking a step back?"

"Infidelity by a president is one thing. Perjury is quite another."

"NATO will never commit without Clinton."

"[being told about tapes of the Lewinsky affair] That's enough."

"This could be the end of me."

"[to Blair] No, no, no. Bill's right. Because if you don't do it, other people will do it for you."

"Michael Sheen - Tony Blair"

"The best way for us to stop this being personal is to make it political."

"[to Cherie] No point being here if we don't do things. Big things."

"Losing is not an option."

"Until Milosevic does something, we do nothing."

"What kind of a king begs others to do his fighting for him?"

"[on Clinton] I believe in what he's trying to do. What we can do. Together."

"Why don't we step outside for a moment."

"Dennis Quaid - Bill Clinton"

"I feel I have no option, but to stand by him."

"No one briefs you on what to do when you get into office."

"We build a global consensus throughout our ideals. There's nothing that we can't tackle."