"You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone."

"[To MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity] So you know too. It's cool. Um, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition."

"Angourie Rice as Betty Brant"

"Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh, right. They got blown up."

"You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. [Peter Parker: Mr. Fury, I–] I'd love to have you in Berlin, too, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong– was he? The choice is yours."

"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference."

"[Peter Parker: MJ, I–] "–Am Spider-Man." [Peter Parker: What?] That's what you were gonna say, that you're Spider-Man."

"[After shooting Ned in the neck with a tranquilizer gun] You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man."

"You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort. [Peter Parker: What?! No! Of course I'm not a male escort.] Well, then, you're Spider-Man."

"I've kept my identity pretty guarded these past couple of years. I've faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?"

"[Last lines] Everybody back to work! Who's got my shoes?"

"I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing. No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls."

"The world needs the next Iron Man."

"I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation."

"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H."

"Everywhere I go, I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man. I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man."

"IF YOU SAVED US, THEN WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE?! [Ned & Betty: MJ!] [Happy Hogan: Stop it!] I'm sorry, okay?! I'm just– I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings!"

"There is a window of opportunity, and someone will step up. But these days, you can be the smartest guy in the room, the most qualified, and no one cares. Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting lasers with your hands, no one will even listen. Well, I've got a cape and lasers. With our technology, and with E.D.I.T.H., Mysterio will be the greatest hero on Earth! And then everyone will listen! Not to a boozy manchild! Not to a hormonal teenager! To me! And to my very wealthy crew."

"Remy Hii as Brad Davis"

"Jorge Lendeborg Jr. as Jason Ionello"

"You can't trick me anymore."

"Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill"

"Jon Favreau as Harold "Happy" Hogan"

"J. B. Smoove as Julius Dell"

"J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson"

"Sharon Blynn as Soren"

"Peter Billingsley as William Ginter Riva"

"Dawn Michelle King as E.D.I.T.H."

"Ben Mendelsohn as Talos"

"Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds"

"Martin Starr as Roger Harrington"

"Toni Garrn as Seamstress"

"Diane Farr as Clara"

"Tobin Bell as McGradey"

"Alexandra Park as Jonna"

"100,000 gallons of water. 50 Meters Wide. No Way Out."

"Nora-Jane Noone as Bree"

"If it gets wet its game over"

"Am I invited to the wedding?"

"I'm engaged!"

"I am a god! I don't belong here!"

"That's my girl."

"I love you Mal."

"(To the Aurodonians) When you guys try to destroy the world... it's an error in judgment. But when it's one of us... lock them up and throw away the key."

"(to Mal) I feel like I’ve known you my whole life and did I mention I'm in love with you."

"So the good guy's the bad guy?"

"(to Mal) If you think I trust you to save the world on your own, think again. This is a job for pirates!"

"Get off my bike, Hook!"

"There's this thing that looks like a furry rock called a 'coconut', and fish so big you can dance on their backs,and they've been keeping it all for themselves."