"Sadie: Dig it! We all grew up watching TV. You know what I mean? If you grew up watching TV, that means you were watching murder. Every show on TV that wasn't I Love Lucy was about murder. So my idea is: we kill the people who taught us to kill. I mean, where the fuck are we, man? We are in fucking Hollywood, man! The people who an entire generation grew up watching kill people live here and they live in pigshit fucking luxury. I say fuck 'em! I say we cut their cocks off and make 'em eat it!"

"Tex: You two ready to kill some piggies?"

"Marvin Schwarz: So Rick, who's gonna kick the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin? [pantomimes the fight choreography] Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man."

"Trudi Frazer: I believe it's the job of an actor – and I say actor, not actress because the word actress is nonsensical – it's the actor's job to avoid impediments to their performance. It's the actor's job to strive for one hundred percent effectiveness. Naturally, we never succeed, but it's the pursuit..that's meaningful."

"Bruce Lee: Now I admire Cassius Clay, I do. What I admire is, in his sport there is an element of true combat. When Cassius Clay meets Sonny Liston in the ring, that's not two athletes posturing; that's combat. Two men, trying to kill each other right now. If you don't beat him…he kills you. That's beyond athletics. That's beyond Wide World of Sports, you know? That's two warriors engaged in combat; that's what I admire."

"Leonardo DiCaprio – Rick Dalton"

"Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell."

"Costa Ronin – Wojciech Frykowski"

"James Landry Hébert – Steve Grogan ("Clem")"

"Brad Pitt – Cliff Booth"

"Damon Herriman – Charlie"

"Lena Dunham – "Gypsy""

"Mark O'Brien – Carter Mitchum"

"OK, don't answer that if you're going to puke. Please."

"Madisen Beaty – Patricia Krenwinkel ("Katie")"

"Madison Iseman as Bethany Walker"

"Rhys Darby as Nigel Billingsley"

"Bebe Neuwirth as Nora Shepherd"

"Rory McCann as Jurgen the Brutal"

"Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse"

"Nick Jonas as Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough"

"Awkwafina as Ming Fleetfoot"

"If you wish to leave the game, you must save Jumanji and call out its name."

"Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Smolder Bravestone"

"Jack Black as Professor Shelly Oberon"

"Bethany thought you might need some help."

"Welcome to Jumanji."

"It's your strengths and weaknesses."

"Kevin Hart as Franklin "Moose" Finbar"

"You are a terrible driver!"

"Oh, my God, right? Like, I'm a total horse. I can't believe that we found you guys. Hi."

"What in the Sam Hill just happened to him?"

"[Dr. Smolder Bravestone: Would you look at me? I'm back! I mean, I haven't looked like this since–] Never. You looked like this never."

"Will you look at me? I mean, what am I supposed to do with this? [Ruby Roundhouse: You read the map.] I don't wanna read the map. I'm supposed to be her. Instead, there's actual hair growing out of my face! Sorry. All bodies are beautiful, even this one."

"HOW IS THIS GUY A CHARACTER IN AN ADVENTURE GAME?!"

"At least I got rid of that stupid hat. Now I got this stupid hat."

"You do it again, your ass is gonna be stuck here, Spencer! Because I'm not coming back!"

"Did I die and turned into some kind of small, muscular boy scout?"

"I'm the old, fat dude!"

"Who is Ju-man-ji?"

"THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!"

"You've got to have eyes in the back of your– [Gets eaten by a snake]"

"Okay, we have some issues here. The game is busted!"

"Weaknesses: Heat, sun and sand."

"We haven't even picked our guys yet!"

"I got killed by a piece of cake!"

"I got eaten by a freaking hippo!"

"Did you hear something?"

"You still talking to your friends?"

"We gotta go get him."