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"Sigourney Weaver - The Director"
"Amy Acker - Wendy Lin"
"Brian White - Daniel Truman"
"Bradley Whitford - Steve Hadley"
"Richard Jenkins - Gary Sitterson"
"Jesse Williams - Holden McCrea"
"Fran Kranz - Marty Mikalski"
"Anna Hutchison - Jules Louden"
"Chris Hemsworth - Curt Vaughan"
"Kristen Connolly - Dana Polk"
"If something is chasing you... split up."
"Quaint abandoned property... sold."
"If an old man warns you not to go there... make fun of him."
"If you hear a strange sound outside... have sex."
"You think you know the story."
"[to Dana and Marty] This is all most unpleasant. I know you can hear me. I hope you'll listen. You won't get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you mustn't. Your deaths will avert countless others. You've seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real. But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us. There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us... and let us end it quickly."
"Puppeteers..."
"[After Dana discovers Judah's dismembered body] Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?"
"[after discovering a hidden camera] Oh my God. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burn-out."
"[While group is in the cellar] Alright, I'm drawin' a line in the fuckin' sand. Do not read the Latin!"
"Statistical fact: cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics."
"An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started. [hits purge button releasing all the monsters]"
"Erin Wasson - Vadoma"
"Marton Csokas - Jack Barts"
"Rufus Sewell - Adam"
"Jimmi Simpson - Joshua Speed"
"Anthony Mackie - William Johnson"
"Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Mary Todd Lincoln"
"Dominic Cooper - Henry Sturges"
"Benjamin Walker - Abraham Lincoln"
"(to Lincoln) I hope you're better with an axe than you were with a gun."
"Powder, patch, ball. Don't mess it up."
"There are two kinds of man, Mr. Lincoln. Those that have the guts to pull the trigger... and those who do not."
"(about Lincoln's missed shot) That was unlucky. Might have put me out of my misery."
"(sinisterly) There are other ways to collect a debt."
"It's time we had a nation of our own."
"This war ends tonight... And with it... our millenia of darkenss."
"(to Henry after bitting his wife) Her soul was pure."
"(as the vampires jump on the train) Well, that's according to plan."
"(about the party at the plantation) Somethin'-somethin's not right about this, Abe."
"To hell with work. We got invited to a ball."
"A friend in need is a friend of Speed."
"(to his ex-associate) I ever see you here again, I'll have your balls for a coin purse!"
"You're far too kind, Miss Todd. (re: Abe) And he's far too ugly to have a woman like you."
"I need a writ, Abe, saying I was born free."
"We talk about Vampires as they exist only in legends.But no Mr. Lincoln,vampires do exists in reality in every city in every state of the Union."
"(present day) A man only drinks like that when he's planning to kiss a girl or kill a man. Which is it?"
"(about the weapons) So, Abe... which one takes your fancy?"
"If vengence is all you seek... seek it elsewhere."
"My services are not for sale."