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April 10, 2026
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"Steve Carell - Cal Weaver"
"This Is Love"
"This Is Stupid"
"This Is Crazy"
"[to Jacob] Will you take off your shirt... fuck! Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped!"
"The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise."
"I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working."
"I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?"
"I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up."
"I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one..."
"I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates."
"Mercedes de la Zerda - DJ Cami Q"
"Atticus Mitchell - Gabe"
"Merritt Patterson - Stacey"
"Adam DiMarco - Gavin"
"Sarena Parmar - Audrey"
"Debby Ryan - Tara Adams"
"Can the girl who never speaks... Become the voice of a generation?"
"Thank you, Stacey, for bringing this to my attention."
"The lunchtime fiasco was... well, a fiasco."
"I'm having a party tomorrow night at my place. If you're not there, we'll both know why."
"You can do it. Just don't make eye contact."
"Obsess much, Larry?"
"I'm afraid of hyenas!"
"Come on, let's see hands people!"
"Drama is my life."
"You have to breeeeaaaath your words."
"Why don't you go talk to him? You've had a crush on him since, like, the first Harry Potter movie."
"He's been married to my mom for what, two months. He probably thinks I'm a total step-freak. I freak out when he asks me what kind of cereal I want."
"I wish I could talk to everyone like I talk to you, Audrey. I guess that's why you're my BFF."
"I'm afraid to let people see the real me!"
"If this is about Audrey, she's the only one I told and I totally trust her."
"Wednesday is mandatory family dinner. With my family."
"Audrey, what does that even mean?"
"Is this some kind of a skit? Because I'm lost."
"From this moment on, you're no longer a slave to the government. From this moment on, your mind is yours. From this moment on, you'll seek vengeance on your oppressors. Freedom is yours."
"You came here to kill me. Yet I'm prepared to give you his greatest gift. You will be freed! You will serve him!"
"There is no end. Always another, John."
"We're brothers. We're one."
"Mariah Bonner - Fantasia"
"Rus Blackwell - Agent Gorman"
"Andrei Arlovski - Magnus"
"Dolph Lundgren - Andrew Scott"
"Scott Adkins - John"
"Jean-Claude Van Damme - Luc Deveraux"
"First John: I get up every morning, I go to work. I come home, I go to sleep. The next day... repeat. Feels like a life, but I'm not sure. Something feels strange. Then one day I got sick. I can hear this voice, telling me that I gotta find him and kill him. So I go. But then he showed me the truth. My thoughts, they're not my own."
"Scientist: Your memories, John, they give you pain. But I can release you from them. I can release you from your pain. Would you like to be freed from pain?"
"Agent Gorman: Put the plumber to work."
"That's the spirit, soldier!"
"My brothers, let's not forget the moment of sickness. Our thoughts interrupted by unfamiliar worships. We were merely arms and legs, moving to the directive of another mind. But in an instant the veil has lifted. And today, brothers, I stand here to declare your minds are now your own! Each and every one of us bred into slavery, superior to our creators. They gave us nothing inside, but the void in our soul, the curse that binds us together, my brothers. But then he came along. He turned the curse into a blessing. He is the inspiration. He is the light that set us free! We are his eyes and ears and soon we shall multiply 10, 20... a hundred fold! We pioneers will spawn the first generation blessed with free will, taking vengeance upon those whose arrogance once assumed our servitude. With each passing day, we grow stronger, digging deeper into the outside world. Unnoticed, we live among them like ghosts, biding our time... waiting for the moment, when our oppressors shall be forced to kneel before us, and pay for their sins! THE DAY OF RECKONING!!!"