"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"

"Chris Owen as Sherman"

"Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia"

"Chuck Hittinger as AJ"

"Ali Corbin as Kara"

"Jay Harrington as Dr. Ron"

"Katrina Bowden as Mia"

"Dania Ramirez as Selena"

"Natasha Lyonne as Jessica"

"Eugene Levy as Noah Levenstein, Jim's Dad"

"Jennifer Coolidge as Stifler's Mom"

"John Cho as MILF Guy #2"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Paul Finch"

"Mena Suvari as Heather"

"Seann William Scott as Steve Stifler"

"Tara Reid as Vicky Lathum"

"Thomas Ian Nicholas as Kevin Myers"

"Chris Klein as Chris "Oz" Ostreicher"

"Alyson Hannigan as Michelle Levenstein"

"Jason Biggs as Jim Levenstein"

"I once caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass. It wasn't the handle side either."

"Hey, Shitbreak, when you're getting rammed by your cellmate tonight, think of Kevin."

"Morning, co-workers and cock-jerkers!"

"[repeated line] Oh, Finch's mom!"

"[after punching Dr. Ron out] I ain't worth jackshit, D-Ron."

"Don't mess with the class of '99, bitch!"

"Get off my husband, you little piece of shit!"

"Everytime I wanna shop online and I start typing Amazon, amazingcollegesluts.com pops up."

"[Ila] falls in love with Shem who is Noah’s older son. It’s a very dark film, and I think it’s a very youthful, innocent, hopeful love story, which brings a kind of light to the eclectic chaos. So yeah, it’s a really special love story. […] [What was it like working with Crowe?] Amazing. I didn’t think anyone else could have played this role. It needed an actor that you believed physically would be able to build something of the magnitude of the ark, and he was someone who could be both a warrior, and also have complicated internal walls. He just felt very believable to me; he pulled off something that would be very difficult."

"Frank Langella - Og (voice)"

"Leo McHugh Carroll - Japheth"

"Anthony Hopkins - Methuselah"

"Logan Lerman - Ham"

"Emma Watson - Ila"

"Douglas Booth - Shem"

"Ray Winstone - Tubal-cain"

"Jennifer Connelly - Naameh"

"Russell Crowe - Noah"

"The Creator formed us on the second day, the day He made the Heavens. We watched over Adam and Eve, saw their frailty and their love. And then we saw their fall, and we pitied them. We were not stone then, but light. It was not our place to interfere, yet we chose to try and help mankind. And when we disobeyed the Creator, He punished us. We were encrusted by your world. Rock and mud shackled our fiery glow. Still, we taught mankind all we knew of Creation. With our help, they rose from the dust, became great and mighty. But then they turned our gifts to violence. Only one man protected us: your grandfather Methuselah. We were hunted, most of us killed. Those who lived were left prisoners in these stony shells, marooned upon this barren land. We begged the Creator to take us home, but He was always silent. And now you claim that you have heard His call. Samyaza cannot accept this. A man? When it is men who broke the world? But I look at you, and I see a glimmer of Adam again. The man I knew. The man I came to help."

"A great flood is coming. The waters of the heavens will meet the waters of Earth. We build a vessel to survive the storm. We build an ark."

"The ark, the beasts, and all of your women are now mine. I will build a world in my image!"

"I told you: I’m not afraid of miracles."

"I am a man, made in your image. Why will you not converse with me? … I give life, I take life away, as YOU do. I am like you, am I not? Speak to me."

"The Creator does not care what happens in this world. Nobody has heard from Him since He marked Cain. We are alone. Orphaned children, cursed to struggle by the sweat of our brow to survive. Damned if I don't do everything it takes to do just that. Damned if I don't take what I want."

"Fire consumes all. Water cleanses. It separates the foul from the pure. The wicked from the innocent. And that which sinks from that which rises. He destroys all, but only to start again."

"...think of our newscast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut."

"Michael Papajohn - Security Guard"

"Michael Hyatt - Detective Fronteiri"

"Jonny Coyne - Pawn Shop Owner"