"[To the Dinobots] Legendary warriors, the powers that created us now want us all extinguished. We must join forces, or else forever be their slaves. So today you stand with us…or you stand against me."

"Humans have asked us to play by their rules. Well...the rules have just changed."

"Calling all Autobots! Calling all Autobots!"

"[From trailer] This is not war. It's human extinction."

"[last words] My foot stuck wait Kate! Wait! Wait!"

"No f-ing way!"

"They said they were gonna bring a check! I didn’t know they were gonna send a death squad!"

"Tess, I’m basically your uncle. Su casa es mi casa. And we’re going to lose the casa."

"[Laughing hysterically] I can’t… This is really happening. A man, me, who is worth over 20 billion dollars is now being chased by CIA assassins. That’s the truth. And in the middle of a robot uprising. And I’m carrying what is, in essence, a tactical nuke. And the great thing is I… The great thing is that I’m… I’m barely feeling any jet lag."

"Let’s show these alien terrorists what an upgrade looks like."

"We can make you now. Don’t you get it? We don’t need you anymore."

"I modeled Galvatron after Optimus Prime. Why does he keep looking like Megatron?! Simple coding. ALGORITHMS! MATH! WHY CAN'T WE MAKE WHAT WE WANNA MAKE, THE WAY WE WANNA MAKE IT?! WHY?!"

"[To Savoy after losing Optimus] You got your ass kicked by a garage inventor from Texas. That goes on your resume. [To other agents] Yeah, it goes on all of yours, too!"

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend."

"It’s not their planet. Never was. Time we take it back."

"A new era has begun. And the age of the Transformers…is over."

"Sweetie... hand me my alien gun."

"Its a spaceship."

"Oh, man. I am so gonna patent this shit."

"Come on, you old wreck. Judgment Day."

"Suzy Nakamura as Kim"

"Lennon Parham as Roz"

"Kelly Stables as Rachel"

"Keegan-Michael Key as Mike"

"Lindsay Sloane as Stacy Arbus"

"Jonathan Banks as Detective Hatcher"

"Christoph Waltz as Burt Hanson"

"Chris Pine as Rex Hanson"

"Jamie Foxx as Dean "Motherfucker" Jones"

"Kevin Spacey as David Harken"

"Jennifer Aniston as Dr. Julia Harris"

"Charlie Day as Dale Arbus"

"Jason Sudeikis as Kurt Buckman"

"Jason Bateman as Nick Hendricks"

"(while being held hostage by Rex) You shoot this prick! You shoot this prick right now!"

"(after recognizing the trio in the car chase) Goddamn it! It's those idiots. (only in the extended version) I knew I never said anything about kidnapping."