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"John Call - Santa Claus"
"Leonard Hicks - Kimar"
"Pia Zadora - Girmar"
"Vincent Beck - Voldar"
"Science-Fun-Fiction at its height!"
"Santa Kidnapped by the Martians! Out-of-this-world fun 'n' action...as two Earth Kids are whisked away with him to Mars!"
"Blast off for Mars... with Santa and a pair of Earth kids!"
"In space-blazing COLOR"
"TV News Announcer: [News report after Santa's disappearance] And Mrs. Claus has positively identified the kidnappers as Martians."
"Santa Brings Christmas Fun to Mars!"
"Leila Martin - Momar"
"U.S.A. Military Official: We are going to forget the safety checks and go after those Martian Monkeys!"
"[after being asked if he is going to use a rocket sleigh] No siree! We're going out the good ol' fashioned way. Prancer and Dancer and Donder and Blitzen, and Vixen and Nixon... oh, consarnit I get those names mixed up, but the KIDS know their names."
"All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!"
"Well, when Voldar "accidentally" left us in the airlock and then came up here and "accidentally" threw the door switch, we knew we had to get out of there in a hurry or that would be the end of us. Eh, uh, "accidentally," of course."
"If we take them with us to Mars, Santa's disappearance will remain a mystery. No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians."
"You'll never get away with this, you Martian!"
"TV News Announcer: Here's another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all radar beams."
"Charles Renn - Hargo"
"James Cahill - Rigna"
"Betsy Jones-Moreland — Mary-Belle Monahan"
"Robert Towne — Sparks Moran / Agent XK150 / Narrator"
"Beach Dickerson — Pete Peterson Jr"
"So I got the girl... and guess who got the gold."
"This Gangster's "Single Partner" Isn't Even Human!"
"Renzo loved Mary-Belle, but he was the skipper and decided to go down ahead of his ship."
"What was the unspeakable secret of the sea?"
"Antony Carbone — Renzo Capetto"
"Mary-Belle Monahan, alias Mary-Monahan Belle, alias Belle-Mary Monahan, alias Monahan Marybelle: they say she was a gun moll just because Lucky Luciano gave her a Rolls Royce every Christmas and they can't really prove she sneaked into the Hollywood Bowl with a tommygun and rubbed out the convention of police chiefs in 1956. Oh, I knew that she got nailed cold when she was pushing heroin in the laundry room at Boys' Town, but I'm willing to give anyone the benefit of the doubt - especially when she's as crazy-looking as Mary-Belle."
"I had to go the Santo Domingo bar and I had to find Agent XK-120, whom I'd never met."
"She drained men of their loves and lives."
"Coleen Gray — June Talbot"
"Men Were Her Prey For Eternal Youth."
"Grant Williams — Neil Foster"
"Bertram Garvay: There's only one trouble with running away - you always meet yourself when you get there."
"June Talbot: Did you say whiskey? Here's to you whiskey - guardian of all frustrated wives."
"Phillip Terry — Dr. Paul Talbot"
"Forever young! Forever deadly! She lived off the life blood of male victims!"
"Old women always give me the creeps!"
"What woman lives, who has passed the prime of her life, that would not give her remaining years to reclaim even a few moments of joy and happiness and to know the worship of men?"
"You try to hide what you are in the fumes of whisky."
"You will never escape me, you are the one in my dreams of blood!"
"It's interesting to watch a "bottle baby" defend her weakness. One thing I can say for you, your approach is always different. Today, it's complete submission. I can't even get a rise out of you. You know, I think I like you better when you're sloppy drunk and violent. That's the real you, and that's the one I like, the one that hates me and gives me a chance to hate back."
"Sally Howard: Well, I know you advertised for old women, but the one in the office looks like she came right out of The Mummy's Tomb!"
"Gloria Talbott — Sally"
"Well, that's a novelty - you're refusing anything with alcohol in it! I'm not used to seeing you sober this time of day."
"Burt Lancaster as Paul Labiche"
"Paul Scofield as Col. Franz von Waldheim"
"It carried their hopes, their nation's honour!"
"Jeanne Moreau as Christine"