Underdog (film)

"[opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!"

"Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?"

"Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it."

"Right, talking dog will try to make things normal."

"But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building."

"You can put the doggy door there!"

"When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow, and it's a hip-hip-hip and away I go!"

"There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, that's not it."

"There's no need to fright, Underdog's got bite! Nope, that's not it either."

"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! Hey, that's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one."

"It's OK. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble."

"Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot."

"It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?"

"[repeated line] Simon says…"

"After him!"

"Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog. [Shoeshine: It's "Shoeshine".] [Dan: He can talk?]"

"You know what the saddest part is? You thought they loved you but they only loved the power that I gave you."

"I'll play your game, but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this?"

"I'll be the silent partner."

"Cad's hit. Cad's hit."

"I bought myself a thesaurus."

"Shoeshine I don't know if you can understand me right now, but forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because I don't care if you can talk or fly. You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me."

"Where, oh, where, can my Underdog be?"

"Jason Lee — Voice of Shoeshine/Underdog"

"Jim Belushi — Dan Unger"

"Peter Dinklage — Dr. Simon Barsinister"

"Patrick Warburton — Cad Lackey"

"Alex Neuberger — Jack Unger"

"Taylor Momsen — Molly"

"John Slattery — The Mayor"

"Samantha Bee — Principal Patterson"

"Brad Garrett — Voice of Riff Raff"

"Amy Adams — Voice of Polly"

"John DiMaggio — Voice of Bulldog"

"Phil Morris — Voice of Maim"

"Michael Massee — Voice of Killer"

"Cameron A. Clarke — Voices of Attack and Little Brown Dog"

"Jess Harnell — Voice of the Astronaut"

"Jay Leno — Himself"