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April 10, 2026
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"Josh Segarra as Jason"
"Fernando Luján as Papi Montenegro"
"Swoosie Kurtz as Grace (Kate's mom)"
"Jesús Ochoa as Vito"
"All of my shirts have a picture of this bird on them!"
"Hannah Nordberg as Emily Sullivan"
"Mel Rodriguez as Bobby"
"John Hannah as Colin"
"Garry Chalk as Dr. Fletcher"
"Adrian Uribe as Burrito"
"Alyvia Alyn Lind as Olivia Sullivan"
"Eugenio Derbez as Leonardo Sullivan (Montenegro)"
"[to his doctor] Can you get me a prettier nurse ?"
"Anna Faris as Kate Sullivan"
"There isn't enough penicillin in the world!"
"Eva Longoria as Theresa"
"Payton Lepinski as Molly Sullivan"
"Mariana Treviño as Sofia Montenegro"
"Omar Chaparro as Burro"
"Édgar Vivar as Papi's Gastroenterologist"
"Darla Vandenbossche as Receptionist"
"Javier Lacroix as Carlos, the cook"
"Cecilia Suárez as Magdalena Montenegro"
"Margarita Franco as Jessica Douglas"
"Victor Wong as Grandpa Mori Tanaka"
"Michael O'Laskey II as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"
"Jim Varney as Lothar Zogg"
"Mathew Botuchis as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."
"J.P. Roeske II as Michael "Tum-Tum" Douglas"
"Alan McRae as FBI Agent Sam Douglas"
"Never send a boy to do a man's job!"
"I'll teach you to pick a fight with me, Romeo."
"Hulk Hogan as Dave Dragon"
"You want a piece of me? Come and get it!"
"One a ninja, always a ninja."
"Find those idiot nephews of mine. I have a job for them."
"Loni Anderson as Mary Ann "Medusa" Rogers"
"Lindsay Felton as Jennifer"
"Sab Shimono as Koga"
"Dustin Nguyen as "Glam""
"Margarita Franco as Jessica Tanaka-Douglas"
"Masashi "Killer Khan" Ozawa as Ishikawa"
"Sean Fox as Samuel "Rocky" Douglas Jr."
"Alan McRae as Sam Douglas Sr."
"Jason Schombing as Vinnie"
"Angelo Tiffe as "Slam""
"Don Stark as Umpire"
"Centuries ago, a village in Japan lived in peace protected by the power of the Golden Broadswords. And now, young warriors, you have been chosen to wrest the sword from evil hands and return it to its rightful place."
"Bring it on! One ninja stew coming up!"
"Max Elliott Slade as Jeffrey "Colt" Douglas"