"[opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and craz…"

"Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?"

"Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pi…"

"Right, talking dog will try to make things normal."

"But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building."

"When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow, and it's a hip-hip-hip and away I go!"

"There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, that's not it."

"There's no need to fright, Underdog's got bite! Nope, that's not it either."

"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! Hey, that's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one."

"You can put the doggy door there!"