The Naked Gun

"[after subduing a group of terrorists] I'm Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad! And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!"

"My name is Sgt. Frank Drebin, Detective Lieutenant Police Squad."

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

"Leslie Nielsen as Lt. Frank Drebin"

"Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer"

"Ricardo Montalbán as Vincent Ludwig"

"George Kennedy as Capt. Ed Hocken"

"O. J. Simpson as Det. Nordberg"